RSS feed to the Bass O Matic podcast - link to subscribe using iTunes - dashboard widget page Monday January 01 2007 The internet media has offered for years a creative set of tools beyond the traditional formalism of electronic publication, beyond the possibilities of print and hard copy, mixing diverse and apparently unrelated creative processes. This is a try at formally creating un unformal set of media related to each other by the randomness due to improvisation and the extreme number of variables of the production process. A mix of sound, pictures, digital and analogic signal treatment, code, logs, banners of advertisement and technical standards. More on this to come... It has been more than ten years since the first zand o matic bass guitar podcast, let's try something again but with a few extra comments! Once again the same crappy sound, the same unfinished and unedited grooves as I recorded them on my looper(s), using my old basses, my plethora of effects, and just use some rythm sections I can find here or there. There may be some surprises regarding this podcast in the near future. Yeehaaa! Just another abstract way to loose some time both for you and me! One more thing, this audio file will present three complementary grooves played alone, then the same ones with a drum track. Sunday January 07 2007 Just created a Dashboard widget to get to listen to the latest groove fresh groove of the day using your Mac. You can download it here ( http://www.zzz.ch/else/widgets/ ). Monday February 19 2007 As some of you regulars have been observing, there is an internet tool behind this page (sqeleton). It is used to auto-generate some of the contents, it already includes a one-photo a day groove caption as well as the absurd texts that go with the music. It will "improve" with time, improve being a term rather lightly understood... Saturday October 13 2007 Hop, here goes a first iPhone web app for all of you iPhone and iPod Touch owners in order to browse more easily the grooves. http://www.zzz.ch/bootymachine/groove/groove_iphone.php This app was made thanks to the great iUI css and js from Joe Hewitt http://www.joehewitt.com/iui/

Week #1
	#1 Monday 1st 2007f January see and listen (yeeehaaa.mp3) tempo=110 bootymachine version	Yeeehaaa This is the start of a new day, a new month, a new year, everything is fresh, except the bread.
	#2 Tuesday 2nd 2007f January see and listen (bottygrump.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	Botty grump This figure can impress anyone withtout enough knowledge of tape-dispenser uebersurfing, but the 'botty grump' is indeed very technical and needs many years of practice for perfect realization.
	#3 Wednesday 3rd 2007f January see and listen (horseandaradish.mp3) tempo=90 bootymachine version	Horse and a radish I will exchange my boombox with your horse and a radish. I guess that will feed him for the rest of the day and I don't have time to go get groceries before the day ends.
	#4 Thursday 4th 2007f January see and listen (slowstatic.mp3) tempo=85 bootymachine version	Slow static Tttttttthhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss iiiiiiiiiissssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaa ssssssssssllllllllllllooooooooooowwwwwwwwww sssssssssstttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccc, grththhzzsssthgrrrrrrrrkkkllrrreeeeeiiisssstthzzz.
	#5 Friday 5th 2007f January see and listen (rioundistyager.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	Rio und dist ya gern What do you want to drink? A beer? They make great cocktails in this joint, sex on the beach? Martini? Something else? Heard their speciality was the Rio Und Dist. Ya, gern.
	#6 Saturday 6th 2007f January see and listen (thiswasntsosimple.mp3) tempo=77 bootymachine version	This wasn't so simple Get down with it. If you have a grievance regarding the coup from yesterday, tell me. I'm all ears, this wasn't so simple and you know it. We could have lost them if we hadn't been as prepared. Come on, tell me, I'm starting to get impatient.
	#7 Sunday 7th 2007f January see and listen (randomagony.mp3) tempo=135 bootymachine version	Random agony Yes, Jules was ready for any kind of death. He was confident anything that might happen would have not brokn his nerves and that he would die serenely. He was however not prepared for a random agony, how could he have prepared for anyways?
Week #2
	#8 Monday 8th 2007f January see and listen (thefunkyrabbit.mp3) tempo=102 bootymachine version	The funky rabbit was the king of the town The funky rabbit decided it was time to turn the idle on and go for a ride downtown. Today was a great day and it wasn't close to being finished.
	#9 Tuesday 9th 2007f January see and listen (hopelahopyoho.mp3) tempo=125 bootymachine version	Hop la hop yoho Hop la hop yoho where the last word he screamed as he jumped feet first into the raging ocean. The sun was up, the sky was blue, it was warm, and this was really the best day to go surfing.
	#10 Wednesday 10th 2007f January see and listen (thesunthemoont.mp3) tempo=107 bootymachine version	The sun, the moon, too soon The sun, the moon, both at the same time but a little too soon are flying through the sky. Nothing very unusual, daily business as ordinary. Just another random title.
	#11 Thursday 11th 2007f January see and listen (robertthepalmyc.mp3) tempo=80 bootymachine version	Robert the palmyc Robert was a palmyc and he new it, it it why he didn't mind to go to the emphfpagad coffee shop once in a while.
	#12 Friday 12th 2007f January see and listen (thirdandfourth.mp3) tempo=124 bootymachine version	Third and Fourth Not only did he run fast but he managed to be in the best of the crew. He maybe wasn't first or second but he did make it to be not only third but also fourth, at the same time.
	#13 Saturday 13th 2007f January see and listen (somethingnotso.mp3) tempo=100 bootymachine version	Something not so Common knowledge says there is such a thing as this. But no, this is not something you can so easily define, this is something not so.
	#14 Sunday 14th 2007f January see and listen (takemetothepla.mp3) tempo=106 bootymachine version	Take me to the playa Everytime I think about winters, I think about ski. But this time it is too hot, the sky is so blue, the water almost warm, this time I want you to take me to the playa.
Week #3
	#15 Monday 15th 2007f January see and listen (hammerthenaila.mp3) tempo=124 bootymachine version	Hammer the nail and go At a time where coats are so valuable, where there is nothing else to protect you from the unknown, you better hammer the nail and go before you think of hooking it up to.
	#16 Tuesday 16th 2007f January see and listen (themachine.mp3) tempo=130 bootymachine version	The machine While you're at it, just go down butlington street and go get one of those new, enhanced, inoxidable machines. Or better, just go get one unique one, the machine.
	#17 Wednesday 17th 2007f January see and listen (castorbouncing.mp3) tempo=125 bootymachine version	Castor bouncing One of the smartest animals around is the castor. It has a furry coat, sharp teeth, and a formidable flat tail, ready to bounce.
	#18 Thursday 18th 2007f January see and listen (tumbledrycarrot.mp3) tempo=82 bootymachine version	Tumble dry carrot After the avocado, the tomato, the potato, the artichoke, and the cucumber, there is the carrot. And you must tumble dry the carrot.
	#19 Friday 19th 2007f January see and listen (thiswasabitlas.mp3) tempo=110 bootymachine version	This was a bit last minute Everyday is another day, but the last time he had had a bit more time to get down to it. This was a bit last minute, and it could be well heard.
	#20 Saturday 20th 2007f January see and listen (oilinboilingwat.mp3) tempo=97 bootymachine version	Oil in boiling water You can put it in salad sauce, you can use it to make french fries, and you can even use it to make your car runner smoother. But noone never heard of oil in boiling water, maybe except to cook pasta.
	#21 Sunday 21st 2007f January see and listen (theroadisfullo.mp3) tempo=140 bootymachine version	The road is full of rocks Full drive is an interesting option, the ride gets much smoother in the mud, the snow, and on the sand. But the price tag is a bit steep for an option you'd seldom use if you're from the city. Well, the road is full of rocks and you might well get 4x4.
Week #4
	#22 Monday 22nd 2007f January see and listen (slowtruc.mp3) tempo=69 bootymachine version	Slow truc The large v8 engine roared with a powerful background hum. The gaz pedal went down, the tires screetched, the race was on, but this truck, definitely, was a slow truck. Or as the French say, a slow truc.
	#23 Tuesday 23rd 2007f January see and listen (manamanomamumo.mp3) tempo=96 bootymachine version	Manamanomamumo He had a large beard, strong eyes, a angular mouth, and he moved his head as if he was made of steel. The locals commonly referred to him as 'the steel giant', 'muscles', or, sometimes, and maybe by the more intimates 'manamanomamumo'.
	#24 Wednesday 24th 2007f January see and listen (southoftheseai.mp3) tempo=140 bootymachine version	South of the sea it is dry Take the sun. It goes up, stays a while at top, returns down on the other side, and while there are other stars, he is the only one that really warms our atmosphere. And south of the sea it is dry.
	#25 Thursday 25th 2007f January see and listen (lalalabralala.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	La la la bra la la "La la la bra la la" she sang, "la la la bra la la" over and over again, until the sky became dark. Then it rained. But she wouldn't stop singing "la la la bra la la" over and over again, until she drowned.
	#26 Friday 26th 2007f January see and listen (thefunhouseisn.mp3) tempo=118 bootymachine version	The fun house is nothing but gern His English speaking got better and better. As years went by, his accent was less marked, his words better carved, but when he went to the casino and got a little excited, he couldn't manage not saying gern at the end of his now traditional phrase. Yes, indeed, the fun house is nothing but gern.
	#27 Saturday 27th 2007f January see and listen (therearenorule.mp3) tempo=122 bootymachine version	There are no rules One, you stand up, two you jump, up, and down, three you wiggle, four you scream, five you go nuts, six you smile. Because there are no rules.
	#28 Sunday 28th 2007f January see and listen (whileyouwhereh.mp3) tempo=102 bootymachine version	While you where home I was out It isn't very complicated to understand. You stayed home, to work, I went to get some things to eat tonight. While you where home, I was out. That's it.
Week #5
	#29 Monday 29th 2007f January see and listen (rustyconvertib.mp3) tempo=098 bootymachine version	Rusty convertible trailer Rollin', rollin', rollin', it was a jumpin', runnin', growlin', it was a super, fantastic swingin', a nice and cosy, a fun and rusty convertible trailer.
	#30 Tuesday 30th 2007f January see and listen (bouncingandbou.mp3) tempo=135 bootymachine version	Bouncing and bouncing rolling to town She just gotten twenty five years old, she was fit, she was slim, but she definitely could maintain some plumpyness at some places, and they where bouncing and bouncing, rolling to town. She wanted to dance.
	#31 Wednesday 31st 2007f January see and listen (boring.mp3) tempo=106 bootymachine version	Boring Not the first, not the last, one in the middle, one that just is boring.
	#32 Thursday 1st 2007f February see and listen (zobelburgerrun.mp3) tempo=102 bootymachine version	Zobelburger runtime error Definitely can't understand what has happened. My computer just crashed indicating a zobelburger runtime error. I don't get it.
	#33 Friday 2nd 2007f February see and listen (hiimherewaintin.mp3) tempo=90 bootymachine version	Hi I'm here wainting for the bus It's cold outside, it's not raining, but it's freezing. I keep my hands in my pockets, I want to feel worm. Hi, I'm here waiting for the bus.
	#34 Saturday 3rd 2007f February see and listen (sleepywomanste.mp3) tempo=136 bootymachine version	Sleepy woman steep hill Yo can go for a win, you can hope all your sin, you might dream or fantasize the moment, but be prepared, before sleepy woman, steep hill.
	#35 Sunday 4th 2007f February see and listen (justthrowyourb.mp3) tempo=123 bootymachine version	Just throw your butt out It's cold out there, it's very cold, but you know it, or must I say butt you know it, you have to have enough courage, just throw your but out, or must I say just throw your butt out.
Week #6
	#36 Monday 5th 2007f February see and listen (teatimewhilein.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	Tea time while in the moonlight Four o clock in sweden, it's winter, it is night, it's tea time. There is no choice, this is tea time while in the moonlight.
	#37 Tuesday 6th 2007f February see and listen (itsthestaticin.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	It's the static invasion All over the place, no reason to hide because it's too late. There was an escape, but now it is too late. It's the static invasion.
	#38 Wednesday 7th 2007f February see and listen (shortpiece.mp3) tempo=110 bootymachine version	Short piece It's large, it's fat, it's huge, it's enormous but it's a short piece.
	#39 Thursday 8th 2007f February see and listen (shampooforall.mp3) tempo=80 bootymachine version	Shampoo for all Once every few days, you feel a bit sticky and unclean. There is a specific reason: your hairs are greasy. No matter how hard you treat yourself to keeping the sebum away, you hairs have no escape. Cheers, shampoo for all.
	#40 Friday 9th 2007f February see and listen (beuarg.mp3) tempo=133 bootymachine version	Beuarg While you stay strong in the face of human insanity, you can't stay still and steady while your heart gets to figure out stupidity. You must scream, and this is it: beuarg.
	#41 Saturday 10th 2007f February see and listen (thisismyhatres.mp3) tempo=122 bootymachine version	This is my hat respect it You know how it is. The sun, the rain, the wind, they all make you feel like your head is bare naked. This is why I always have one at disposal. This is my hat respect it.
	#42 Sunday 11th 2007f February see and listen (thankyouallfor.mp3) tempo=110 bootymachine version	Thank you all for coming This is a special night tonight, it is a special occasion that we must share together and this is why I would like to thank you all for coming.
Week #7
	#43 Monday 12th 2007f February see and listen (dontforgetthela.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	Don't forget the lasso, it could serve When the cows are a bit too frantic, when the blizzard is up, when the hills are golden and the grill is red, the urge for a steak is unbarable. So gals and guys, don't forget the lasso, it could serve.
	#44 Tuesday 13th 2007f February see and listen (thedonutswillg.mp3) tempo=140 bootymachine version	The donuts will get you Then again he had to run over the corpse. There was fear in the air, the night was dark and there where nobody around to seek help. What could he do? To run was the only hope. Far away he could guess the lights from the freeway, but hey the hope is nothing, they are too fast. The donuts will get you.
	#45 Wednesday 14th 2007f February see and listen (samthebigoldbe.mp3) tempo=112 bootymachine version	Sam the big old bearded sheppard Bee, beee said the small white and soft quadrupedes. Moo, mooo said Sam the big old bearded sheppard in a try to stay convincing. The sheeps however did not understand cow-speak well, and therefore they all jumped off the cliff into the ocean. The water was pretty warm, they spent the rest of the afternoon sun bathing.
	#46 Thursday 15th 2007f February see and listen (thegraveyardis.mp3) tempo=100 bootymachine version	The graveyard is full of fun This is a fact. There graveyard is full of fun, there are so many things to do. It is a quiet place with space, many nice plants, lots of stones, peaceful trees, benches (important, never forget), sometimes even small bridges and false wells. Yeah, yeepee.
	#47 Friday 16th 2007f February see and listen (orangejuiceisn.mp3) tempo=113 bootymachine version	Orange juice is not a fruit but from a fruit As common knowledge would put it, the objects one states can sometimes be incorrect and thus induce comprehension errors. It is also true that orange juice is not a fruit but from a fruit. Some would even go further as to state it is of a fruit, but I would reply that it is in fact in the fruit.
	#48 Saturday 17th 2007f February see and listen (myrightearscra.mp3) tempo=107 bootymachine version	My right ear scratches Really, it's true, I've got that itch. It's really bothering, the more I feel it, the more I want to grab it and scratch it, my right ear scratches me.
	#49 Sunday 18th 2007f February see and listen (iliketohide.mp3) tempo=126 bootymachine version	I like to hide Since I was aware of myself, I liked to stay at a distance. It is much more confortable to stand away, to stare at the scene while the others move in and ramble. I like to hide, I like it that way.
Week #8
	#50 Monday 19th 2007f February see and listen (trumpetsofzung.mp3) tempo=117 bootymachine version	Trumpets of Zunglob Handy as can be, a brass ensemble can not be as powerful without the trumpets of Zunglob. They are mighty loud and mighty good.
	#51 Tuesday 20th 2007f February see and listen (romantismisbac.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	Romantism is back in trends That's a happy fact. After years in the no-foreplay zone, we are back on the good tracks with loads of smooth and mellow, tons of pink and purple. It's true romantism is back in trends.
	#52 Wednesday 21st 2007f February see and listen (soapboxsausage.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	Soap Box Sausage No, it is impossible to make a sausage using only a soapbox. It has been tried many times, that is indeed true, but for each time a failure. This is sad but realistic.
	#53 Thursday 22nd 2007f February see and listen (avacuumcleaner.mp3) tempo=114 bootymachine version	A vacuum cleaner The broom is nice, but it isn't as efficient as what modern technology has acustomed to. There are many new technologies for us modern-men that make our daily life much easier. The vacuum cleaner ain't one of them. It's noisy and still has to be strolled around the house. What we modern homo-sapiens need is A vacuum cleaner for the true revolution to begin.
	#54 Friday 23rd 2007f February see and listen (asunsetandakis.mp3) tempo=148 bootymachine version	A sunset and a kiss The animals only come out of the darkness at night to drink at the pond. The predators are however not asleep, and the risk is high for one to come out of the bush and satisfy his hunger. But all the animals want is a sunset and a kiss.
	#55 Saturday 24th 2007f February see and listen (oysterheavenin.mp3) tempo=115 bootymachine version	Oyster heaven in an aquarium Impossible! It is impossible to have you be freed when you get eaten. You're a trained city oyster, you will never be able to be happy in the open sea. For a sea molusk, oyster heaven is geographically limited, in an aquarium, oyster heaven in an aquarium.
	#56 Sunday 25th 2007f February see and listen (samthesesamesal.mp3) tempo=90 bootymachine version	Sam the sesame salesman Anyone that sold little seeds in the twenties was automatically catapulted to the higher ranks of society. One of the prosperous ones was named Sam. It was Sam the sesame salesman.
Week #9
	#57 Monday 26th 2007f February see and listen (lionsandapanda.mp3) tempo=130 bootymachine version	Lions and a panda Right here in the savannah, there where many Lions and a panda. No, not Zebras and a panda, not crocodiles and a panda, not elephants and a panda, not monkeys and a panda, no, but maybe giraffes and a panda. No, just kiddin', it was lions and a panda.
	#58 Tuesday 27th 2007f February see and listen (fourwheelsanda.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	Four wheels and a turbo Wooh that felt good. Riding and cruising across the lands, driving in a straight line, the slow motion of the cylindrical idle, the purring and the growling where only symphony to me. And I forgot the best, the wheezing of the turbo, fast and nervous, all my mind needed where four wheels and a turbo.
	#59 Wednesday 28th 2007f February see and listen (hellyes.mp3) tempo=92 bootymachine version	Hell yes Hell yes, you bet. I'm in.
	#60 Thursday 1st 2007f March see and listen (smallladybugbut.mp3) tempo=98 bootymachine version	Small lady bug but dead Red with little black dots on the back, she flies through the skies. From one flower to another, she bounces and bounces up as a fly. In a few minutes she will meet the crow. She then will still be a small lady bug but dead.
	#61 Friday 2nd 2007f March see and listen (aroundtheworld.mp3) tempo=107 bootymachine version	Around the world and the seas go away They had a few years before of them. The crew was prepared both physicaly and mentally, they had enough citrus to fight scurvy, they knew the prize they could expect if they did make it alive until the end of their journey. They where sailing around the world, and the seas go away.
	#62 Saturday 3rd 2007f March see and listen (youvegotblackh.mp3) tempo=129 bootymachine version	You've got black hairs, no blond, yes blond When you look at yourself in the mirror, it's as it had never been. Your eyes are far, your mind is too, you see your skin and it cracks, it scratches too. The aches, the pain, and your hairs are dark. You've got black hairs, no blond, yes blond. Times change, you too.
	#63 Sunday 4th 2007f March see and listen (falsetuneisout.mp3) tempo=106 bootymachine version	False tune is out Ten years ago it was pretty hip to be out of tune. It was sort of a way to express one's individuality and uniqueness. Now the times have changed, it isn't hip anymore, false tune is out. Out, period.
Week #10
	#64 Monday 5th 2007f March see and listen (sourgrapesandbl.mp3) tempo=79 bootymachine version	Sour grapes nd blueberry juice Breakfast being te most important meal of the day, it is important to have an adequate amount of ll the daily nutrients. Sour grapes and blueberry juice are important in the balancing of your diet. To be fit, this is a good start.
	#65 Tuesday 6th 2007f March see and listen (bullparadeands.mp3) tempo=169 bootymachine version	Bull parade and slug cruisade As every first tuesday of the month, the festivities will include some of the most daring acrobats, the fantastic bearded twin swede top models, and as once and always, the ever popular bull parade and slug cruisade, straight from the old tradition of the stubudoriunostaveros tribe.
	#66 Wednesday 7th 2007f March see and listen (eightyfivekilom.mp3) tempo=85 bootymachine version	Eightyfive kilometers an hour The whistling of the turbo was constant, the rumor coming from the exhaust pipe added the rest. What a sensation you did get with this fantastic convertible. The roar of the eight cylinders, back and forth, sliding and thumping like precisely. Eightyfive kilometers an hour where nothing, what was left was plentyful.
	#67 Thursday 8th 2007f March see and listen (thisisnotasnai.mp3) tempo=111 bootymachine version	This is not a snail even if it looks like Slow, brown, with two telescopic eyes, making bubbles along its path, going forth like a snake but without all of its glory, this is not a snail even if it looks like.
	#68 Friday 9th 2007f March see and listen (rumbleinthebas.mp3) tempo=124 bootymachine version	Rumble in the basement, stay home Like when in an earthquake, the earth was vibrating. The windows didn't break but the distorted views through the glass gave some weird appearance to the usually calm neighbourhood. Outside, it was chaos. Rumble in the basement, stay home.
	#69 Saturday 10th 2007f March see and listen (thecactuswasnot.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	The cactus was not where it should The desert is dry, is hot. The sand followed the wind. A few birds of prey where cruising around in the search of some carcass. Everything was as usual, except for the cactus. The cactus was not where it should. Someone had to do something.
	#70 Sunday 11th 2007f March see and listen (terribleextram.mp3) tempo=110 bootymachine version	Terrible extra midget slug Slugs have a strict code of conduct. According to their individual talent and caracter, they will expect to have a job position where they can express themeselves best. The terrible extra midget slug could readily expect to sell soft ice at the local luba park.
Week #11
	#71 Monday 12th 2007f March see and listen (thisisjakewalki.mp3) tempo=87 bootymachine version	This is Jake walking Dreaming that she might be coming tonight, he does have a few hopes. He already had tried a few times to get to know her better, but the occasion has never been comfortable enough. Today he felt more confident. This is Jake walking, he is happy end hopes well.
	#72 Tuesday 13th 2007f March see and listen (abearwithearsi.mp3) tempo=106 bootymachine version	A bear with ears is a bear that hears The little white rabbit was confident he could get along with the old Joe bear. He thougt he could go on farting his little carrot farts, the odorless ones, without bothering him. But, wrong he was, oh so wrong, he heard him and a bear with ears is a bear that hears.
	#73 Wednesday 14th 2007f March see and listen (twentyfiveanda.mp3) tempo=125 bootymachine version	Twentyfive and all the chives Getting old is an everyday job. Today Joe is going twenty five. It is the golden age for an active businessman like him. His carreer is wide open to him and his expectation can be high. It's twentyfive and all the chives.
	#74 Thursday 15th 2007f March see and listen (fantasymadeofpl.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	Fantasy made of playa and islands The smiling faces of tourists are what makes the travel agent purr with content. All they need is a bit of a dream come true, all they want is a bit of a fantasy made of playa and islands.
	#75 Friday 16th 2007f March see and listen (theweekhasbeen.mp3) tempo=131 bootymachine version	The week has been rude Monday started rather well, with all the usual work from the week-end easily wiped off. Tuesday was as usual, with no real surprises, calm. Wednesday a bit more surprising with a few last-minute appointments to clear. Thursday was hopeful as the week-end got near. Friday is here to tell us all the week has been rude and the next might be too.
	#76 Saturday 17th 2007f March see and listen (hewonherplaying.mp3) tempo=87 bootymachine version	He won her playing poker No romantism here. He liked her, she didn't care. There where a few pretending men. They played and he won her playing poker. Simply, and she still didn't care.
	#77 Sunday 18th 2007f March see and listen (uglyduckcantone.mp3) tempo=90 bootymachine version	Ugly duck cantonese style Fables and culinary art can mix. Yes, does anyone know about these few receipes that can make all your guests oh so happy. Let's take the ugly duckling cantonese style, or the lesser delicatessen ugly duck cantonese style. They are always a success.
Week #12
	#78 Monday 19th 2007f March see and listen (pancakesaremade.mp3) tempo=78 bootymachine version	Pancakes are made of flour Today, most of us think pancakes grow on trees. No. Let's be clear about this. Pancakes are not made out of old recycled tires neither. They aren't made in hard steel, pancakes are made of flour, essentially.
	#79 Tuesday 20th 2007f March see and listen (sambalibremove.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	Samba libre move your babay When you want to say something stupid, something that means nothing but sounds cool, try the following phrase: samba libre move your babay.
	#80 Wednesday 21st 2007f March see and listen (mojitoontheroc.mp3) tempo=115 bootymachine version	Mojito on the rocks with lemon Thirsty? We have what you need to satisfy you. Get down to our fantastic bar, say hello to our wonderful barmen and barmaids, and check out that radical mojito on the rocks with lemon.
	#81 Thursday 22nd 2007f March see and listen (livetoyourfullp.mp3) tempo=84 bootymachine version	Live to your full potential or take a glass of milk Be serious. Stop talking nonesense. Get your stuff together and do it. This is the time. Live to your full potential or take a glass of milk.
	#82 Friday 23rd 2007f March see and listen (snakesintheban.mp3) tempo=126 bootymachine version	Snakes in the banana box Moving from a flat to another, every once and then, to get your mind some fresh air, to clean all the angry souvenirs, to make things seem so much better, at least for a few weeks. And even thought sometimes there are snakes in the banana box.
	#83 Saturday 24th 2007f March see and listen (impossiblemono.mp3) tempo=109 bootymachine version	Impossible monophonic note Take two trumpets, one saxophone, a tuba, a few clarinets, and try this out. You will find it rather impossible to get that impossible monophonic note. Impossible.
	#84 Sunday 25th 2007f March see and listen (theprogramwasto.mp3) tempo=96 bootymachine version	The program was too dry or hot or both Programming takes a lot of dexterity, even from Dexter. This guy was shallow. He thought big of himself but couldn't fool his roommates. He did some programming on his time off, but the program was to dry, or hot, or both.
Week #13
	#85 Monday 26th 2007f March see and listen (takeasliceofpie.mp3) tempo=93 bootymachine version	Take a slice of pie You're hungry, don't be shy. Take a slice of pie. It's full of meat, cheese and onion. It was freshly baked and still has the crusty feeling to it, just waiting for your teeth to bite.
	#86 Tuesday 27th 2007f March see and listen (catchupyestime.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	Catch up yes time Be quick to respond. This is only a limited time offer. If you send an email fast with your coordinates to the underscribed unknown non-functional address, and we get it, you will catch up yes time, yes, yes time.
	#87 Wednesday 28th 2007f March see and listen (muchograndobig.mp3) tempo=136 bootymachine version	Mucho grando biggo enormusso In most anglo-european langages, it is simple to say something is great. In Hoppoleggononoyoho dialect it is a bit longer, but this is a langage poets love. You want to tackle a poet carreer, try: mucho grano biggo enormusso. This is how to say it.
	#88 Thursday 29th 2007f March see and listen (takeyourtootho.mp3) tempo=122 bootymachine version	Take your tooth out of my leg You know I don't have anything against you, I even do enjoy your sense of humor sometimes. You do have a chic sense of party, but this is too much, please take your tooth out of my leg.
	#89 Friday 30th 2007f March see and listen (pineappleconfe.mp3) tempo=122 bootymachine version	Pineapple confettis and cream True, there is no s at the end of confetti. It is already plural in italian. Ok, but this is not very important. What is is that fantastic dessert that are pineapple confettis and cream, or if you prefer, you purist, pineapple confetti and cream.
	#90 Saturday 31st 2007f March see and listen (roadtoyellowta.mp3) tempo=144 bootymachine version	Road to yellow tank brigade First on the left, 12 miles north, 100 yards on the left, follow the dotted red line, up the mountains, down on the other side for about 7.3 miles, turn after the big dead tree (there is only one), look for an old rusty tractor abandoned on the right side, this is the road to yellow tank brigade.
	#91 Sunday 1st 2007f April see and listen (drumsareaplent.mp3) tempo=108 bootymachine version	Drums are a plenty In a symphonic orchestra you will rarely find anything like it. You can expect some mean grouping of violins and other stringies, but rarely a complete set of modern drums, double pedal and all. While this holds true for a chamber orchestra too, in a funk band drums are a plenty.
Week #14
	#92 Monday 2nd 2007f April see and listen (sixteentimesaro.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	Sixteen times around town This is a small town. But hey, sixteen times around town isn't nothing. If you calculate the total length of one, it comes to approximatively 15 kilometers, so wow, just multiply this by sixteen and think how boring this must have been for them.
	#93 Tuesday 3rd 2007f April see and listen (latinrabbit.mp3) tempo=123 bootymachine version	Latin rabbit Need say more. He's a latin rabbit. There is however an spelling problem. Does rabbit take one or two b's? Hmm.
	#94 Wednesday 4th 2007f April see and listen (airplanestogow.mp3) tempo=111 bootymachine version	Airplanes to go where ever you want This is really a neat feature. She was impressed. Nowhere else did she found such an attractive offer. For long had she been unsatisfied with her week end club life, but know she had learnt that in Zeberzuviskovinskevia there where airplanes to go where ever you want, and for less too.
	#95 Thursday 5th 2007f April see and listen (porcupinedream.mp3) tempo=112 bootymachine version	Porcupine dreams of sweet pumpkin Working on the field for an impressive twenty years, doc Smithymomokaskoviak has been able to dig deep into the porcupine's unconscious mechanism. Using his models and behavioural tools to go beyond our common knowledge, he was able to state for sure that the porcupine dreams od sweet pumpkin. No less.
	#96 Friday 6th 2007f April see and listen (takethethirddoo.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	Take the third door after the elevator I knew you wanted to go and visit Alphonso the royal oak alligator. He works at the top of the Stanley Humby liver building. Just take the third door after the elevator, there he'll be.
	#97 Saturday 7th 2007f April see and listen (rapthecarrots.mp3) tempo=123 bootymachine version	Rap the carrots In no other langage than French can new musical trends be of such an arrogance to rabbits. For example if you say rap the carrots to a French rabbit, he will show you what it means to mess around with his pride.
	#98 Sunday 8th 2007f April see and listen (crunchtheherd.mp3) tempo=133 bootymachine version	Crunch the herd To gain a substantial amount of space you have a few practical options. First, you can reduce the size of your herd. Take a few out and you'll get something lighter for your out in the prairie rundowns. Otherwise there is the always fun to do, crunch the herd method. A little sadistic, but so, oh so efficient and humorous.
Week #15
	#99 Monday 9th 2007f April see and listen (levelitupwithm.mp3) tempo=109 bootymachine version	Level it up with mjama Common man, you know you where a bit harsh on him regarding the affair. Still you should have made things clear. You should definitely level it up with mjama. But stay cool.
	#100 Tuesday 10th 2007f April see and listen (highheelsandab.mp3) tempo=137 bootymachine version	High heels and a baguette French and sexy is not a goal so hard to reach for most women living in the hexagonal country. Simply wear your high heels and a baguette, and you'll just look as good as you can get. Just beware that the baguette needs to be held with class as many other possibilities could be thought of but not very polite.
	#101 Wednesday 11th 2007f April see and listen (prideinrepetit.mp3) tempo=140 bootymachine version	Pride in repetitive behaviour Never mind what others say. I could move my feet back and forth, drag my leg in always the same task, rotate my neck round and round, I will always have pride in repetitive behaviour, and that's how I feel good. Try it.
	#102 Thursday 12th 2007f April see and listen (cervelasisnotaq.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	Cervelas is not a quiche but a kind of sausage Quiche looks like a pizza with more stuff on it. Sometimes you can find pizza with sausage on, or respectively quiche with sausage on it. Don't hesitate however to be firm and state that cervelas is not a quiche but a kind of sausage, and that you will likely never find any on a pizza.
	#103 Friday 13th 2007f April see and listen (willittellmeany.mp3) tempo=99 bootymachine version	Will it tell me anything This is a sponge. I use it to scrub my back, sometimes. It is rather soft, and once soapy makes for a rather comfy and efficient back scrubber. But will it tell me anything if I ask it gently?
	#104 Saturday 14th 2007f April see and listen (drillingyourway.mp3) tempo=83 bootymachine version	Drilling your way through clay At a time when all seems important is personal carreer, it is a fact that drilling your way through clay can be rewarding. It will also really impress your secretary.
	#105 Sunday 15th 2007f April see and listen (levelitoutwith.mp3) tempo=122 bootymachine version	Level it out with envy Got tired of competing with your workmates. Instead of trying to be better or stronger or whatever, just level it out with envy, it'll make you feel good. Yes, it's true!
Week #16
	#106 Monday 16th 2007f April see and listen (takethenextele.mp3) tempo=116 bootymachine version	Take the next elevator on the left just before you get out You're lost. Let me help you. You know, the path you followed yesterday to get your coffee. Well, just take the next elevator on the left just before you get out. There it will be.
	#107 Tuesday 17th 2007f April see and listen (thetulipsaregr.mp3) tempo=107 bootymachine version	The tulips are growing This is a great feeling. It has finally happened, and as everytime the sun puts its hand onto the job, thing come true. The tulips are growing, and this is really a great sight.
	#108 Wednesday 18th 2007f April see and listen (tunafishcanmak.mp3) tempo=130 bootymachine version	Tunafish can make an easy pet She had long ago decided to switch her chihuhaha (who can spell that correctly, hm) for one of those hip new tunafishes from the petgrocery on fifth avenue. Tunafish can make an easy pet, and they are gentle too.
	#109 Thursday 19th 2007f April see and listen (despitetheweat.mp3) tempo=128 bootymachine version	Despite the weather take a hotdog For weeks it had rained. This was an exceptional time of the year when the elements would go through you, freeze you in a incredible humidity making you feel like if you where swimming in a cold pond. Anita, as only a vengerous spanish rebel could speak was direct: despite the weather take a hotdog.
	#110 Friday 20th 2007f April see and listen (olelavacheestde.mp3) tempo=90 bootymachine version	Ole la vache est de retour This is not an ordinary cow. She did it all, climbed the everest, the k2, had gone to space, ran the marathon, and even survived the feria. She was proud but showed it with a classy subtility. This was Ole, and ole la vache est de retour.
	#111 Saturday 21st 2007f April see and listen (streetsoflondo.mp3) tempo=114 bootymachine version	Streets of London in bad weather Nothing beats the beating you can get from the rain, the penetrating coldness of a thick british fog. You may like fish and chips, and all will match nicely together, you like the streets of London in bad weather.
	#112 Sunday 22nd 2007f April see and listen (thetreessalute.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	The trees salute you I like to run in the morning. I like to look at the sky. I wish sometimes I where a bird, that I could fly. I am all nuts. And that is when the trees salute you.
Week #17
	#113 Monday 23rd 2007f April see and listen (youcouldfetchth.mp3) tempo=93 bootymachine version	You could fetch the butter croissant To be polite you could fetch the butter croissant. But err on the face of all the manners you try to elaborate and your profile will loose all credibility, including the one with the croissant.
	#114 Tuesday 24th 2007f April see and listen (thesausagemast.mp3) tempo=131 bootymachine version	The sausage master In the cage you could feel the chill. The beasts are hardly manageable, and the faintest drop of sweat will just make you a perfect bait. Gladfully, Harold was the sausage master, he was the only one to master them in every occasion.
	#115 Wednesday 25th 2007f April see and listen (elevenjumpsandt.mp3) tempo=79 bootymachine version	Eleven jumps and the nice lady goes Happy. That's how Jeff felt about his evening ride to the disco. He was feeling frivolous and bounced all over the dance floor. And to his great surprise, eleven jumps and the nice lady goes horny.
	#116 Thursday 26th 2007f April see and listen (carnageatthebu.mp3) tempo=119 bootymachine version	Carnage at the butcher's Horrible was the scene. Steaks and sausage fragments all over the place. A few ribs, some liver and a bit of tenderloin could be found still stuck on the wall's red surface. It was a real carnage at the butcher's. And all due to this week-end's planned barbecue party...
	#117 Friday 27th 2007f April see and listen (idonotlaughatwo.mp3) tempo=98 bootymachine version	I do not laugh at work, beware Some thought fine to joke and leisurely take on their daily activities. Some even giggled, whistled in ease, sang happy little songs. You might be warned: I do not laugh at work, beware.
	#118 Saturday 28th 2007f April see and listen (thereceipeforth.mp3) tempo=80 bootymachine version	The receipe for the cake is long gone Hmmm so good. Jenny finished her share of the dessert long ago. She did like it and wished to do the same for her next girlfriends' event. However what she doesn't know, to her future deception, is that the receipe for the cake is long gone.
	#119 Sunday 29th 2007f April see and listen (severaltimesay.mp3) tempo=115 bootymachine version	Several times a year is wear He was suffocating. The hit had been stronger than one could imagine, the airbags did work well, but this was too strong for even the toughest man. He couldn't really breathe, and suddenly he struggled "several times a year is wear..." before stopping, for ever. The mystery was unsolved.
Week #18
	#120 Monday 30th 2007f April see and listen (exciteyourbump.mp3) tempo=121 bootymachine version	Excite your bumper Turn the engine on, roar the pistons, make the wheels scream, let the oil boil and the wind flow over the shield. Excite your bumper, a little not more, and make the run a successful one. You're a champion.
	#121 Tuesday 1st 2007f May see and listen (hundredthirtyt.mp3) tempo=132 bootymachine version	Hundredthirtytwo plus one minus one Today I will reach my calculator. I will check it all up. It needs to work fine, no miscalculations will be allowed because the outcome is so important. I will enter digit by digit until I get the answer to the most crucial calculation ever. Hundredthirytwo plus one minus one doesn't give the answer you'd expect.
	#122 Wednesday 2nd 2007f May see and listen (havethekidsgone.mp3) tempo=69 bootymachine version	Have the kids gone down the block? Hey mom, did you check them up? I can't figure out where they've gone. Haven't you by any chance figured out if the kids are at the barber's? Or have the kids gone down the block? Naaa.
	#123 Thursday 3rd 2007f May see and listen (cutthehairsupi.mp3) tempo=089 bootymachine version	Cut the hairs up in three Cut them, cut the damn pilosity up, cut the hairs up in three. Or I'll do it. C'mon, don't be a fool, do it, be a man.
	#124 Friday 4th 2007f May see and listen (funkypuppiesea.mp3) tempo=111 bootymachine version	Funky puppies eating marshmellows Sam, Minty, Rodge, Bobby are cute little puppies. Once in a while they reunite. They go for a round in town. They like to jump and bark, they like to stroll and make weird faces. Sometimes they just are funky puppies eating marshmellows.
	#125 Saturday 5th 2007f May see and listen (seldomusedbutso.mp3) tempo=58 bootymachine version	Seldom used but soo obtuse She would have tossed away all her hopes. A long time ago, someone had thought she'd live a life happy and free. That one's to be today away, she is seldom used but so obtuse.
	#126 Sunday 6th 2007f May see and listen (tendtobeslow.mp3) tempo=143 bootymachine version	Tend to be slow Max is an abbreviation for maximum. His name was Max. The day's ending, the sun's gone down, but still he is running, and running. If you tend to be slow, just don't do it so.
Week #19
	#127 Monday 7th 2007f May see and listen (takeacookienott.mp3) tempo=92 bootymachine version	Take a cookie not two What did I tell you? Again and again you can't stop. Be strong, just don't let your inner self take over. You know it's impolite. Take a cookie, not two. I know they're good.
	#128 Tuesday 8th 2007f May see and listen (solidasrock.mp3) tempo=126 bootymachine version	Solid as rock Stone rigid. Steel strong. Concrete force. Unlimited resistance. Meet Mentalsunstone, he is solid as rock will never be.
	#129 Wednesday 9th 2007f May see and listen (dontturnarounde.mp3) tempo=94 bootymachine version	Don't turn around even less without pants This is not an old lady's tale. It is true. This is not a myth because many have tried and many have cried. Don't ever do that while in the dark Chuinghuijtutju forest, don't turn around even less without pants. Oooh yeah.
	#130 Thursday 10th 2007f May see and listen (drunkchickenwi.mp3) tempo=103 bootymachine version	Drunk chicken with no head There is no link whatsoever, but it is a well known fact. The drunk chicken with no head had no head and was drunk. Not the contrary.
	#131 Friday 11th 2007f May see and listen (letmepound.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	Let me pound Yeah baby. Gentle and subtle, he had left the scene. Everyone's got some thoughts at once that tells them the time has come to let the funky flow. Let me pound, yeah, let me pound.
	#132 Saturday 12th 2007f May see and listen (thisissomesort.mp3) tempo=130 bootymachine version	This is some sort of equipment Take the hammer and pound. The nails are in the box below the wedge-saw. You may need some pipes and some joints that you'll find in the upper drawer near the tub. This is some sort of equipment, I can't tell you what it's for.
	#133 Sunday 13th 2007f May see and listen (takethatcheddar.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	Take that cheddar for granted not grated Wendy liked her pasta a bit reinforced by the taste of some good old cheddar. There was some left inside the fridge. Old Nathan came in with just perfect timing and said: take that cheddar for granted, not grated, one big piece in your pasta 'll be harder to swallow.
Week #20
	#134 Monday 14th 2007f May see and listen (candycake.mp3) tempo=126 bootymachine version	Candy cake Apple pie. Strawberry fudge. Lemon tart. Candy cake. Red wine, no whines.
	#135 Tuesday 15th 2007f May see and listen (crabsarefriends.mp3) tempo=92 bootymachine version	Crabs are friends Sun goes up, moon goes down, your hairs grow long, my eyes are rounds. Your mind may be free, I don't feel envy, I am no lord, I have no sword. Believe in them, crabs are friends.
	#136 Wednesday 16th 2007f May see and listen (thesirupfromhe.mp3) tempo=116 bootymachine version	The sirup from hell An once of water, a drop of the syrup from hell, sorry, I meant the sirup from hell, and your company will surely have one of the most successful beverages to tackle their tongues. Harsh and strong, no cries just highs.
	#137 Thursday 17th 2007f May see and listen (allaboardpirat.mp3) tempo=101 bootymachine version	All aboard pirates It is a slow season. No ships to cruise, no treasure to hunt. At least the beaches where clean and the sun untamed. For pirates all around the globes this was a slow season. Wait! There seems to be some cargo coming along, all aboard pirates!
	#138 Friday 18th 2007f May see and listen (unairdautoroute.mp3) tempo=87 bootymachine version	Un air d'autoroute As the french say: this road looks like some wind from the freeway (or in the original language, lik un air d'autoroute). This is indeed something that jumps to the eye. Miles ahead, looks far away.
	#139 Saturday 19th 2007f May see and listen (dropthegun.mp3) tempo=123 bootymachine version	Drop the gun Because I ask you, kindly, to. Drop the gun. It isn't the way to end this story. It's not a solution. I knew giving you this water gun wasn't the brightest of my late ideas, but you must listen to me tonight. Drop it, before it's too late.
	#140 Sunday 20th 2007f May see and listen (humptedzebra.mp3) tempo=105 bootymachine version	Humpted zebra The zoo is a strange place. There are many animals. Some are really funny, some are sad. Soon it will be one of the last place to find the endangered species, one of them being the humpted zebra. Sad it is.
Week #21
	#141 Monday 21st 2007f May see and listen (sleepynick.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	Sleepy Nick They had been sailors for generations, they lived their lives accross the oceans. No one had ever seen one of the Dunloops get lost out in the sea. Even sleepy Nick, the one who'd sleep in any occasion, was well known for waking up at the right time.
	#142 Tuesday 22nd 2007f May see and listen (salvaginthebru.mp3) tempo=133 bootymachine version	Salvaging the Bruxellum Hello. My name is Aflonsito. I am a professional salvager and have been called in order to save the day. I heard you've lost a few men salvaging the Bruxellum. I'm not only here to help, but I will solve the problem.
	#143 Wednesday 23rd 2007f May see and listen (thepurpleantisa.mp3) tempo=97 bootymachine version	The purple ant is asleep The queen of all, the ant eaters' fantastic dream of a perfect meal, the purple ant is a ferocious insect. She will devour anyone stupid enough not to arm himself with the finest cutelry. The purple ant is asleep, now is your time to get her.
	#144 Thursday 24th 2007f May see and listen (ghosts.mp3) tempo=92 bootymachine version	Ghosts There are ghosts in my closet. They used to be under my bed, but they needed some privacy.
	#145 Friday 25th 2007f May see and listen (cheesemogul.mp3) tempo=113 bootymachine version	Cheese mogul I know him. He's almost a friend, I kind of hang with him sometimes after work. I like to drink beers with him as he has definitely an awesome drunken conversation. You know, he's a cheese mogul, but he stays rather humble in any occasion, even when a few glasses have got there way through.
	#146 Saturday 26th 2007f May see and listen (hundredtwentyn.mp3) tempo=129 bootymachine version	Hundred twenty nine A hundred and twenty seven, a hundred and twenty eight, a hundred and twenty nine, a hundred and thirty, I am getting thirsty.
	#147 Sunday 27th 2007f May see and listen (somelikethesce.mp3) tempo=101 bootymachine version	Some like the scent What a delight it is to smell those beautiful roses growing in your garden. I really enjoy the fragrant red petals and the souvenirs they evoke. I love your garden, it is so nice. Your roses are beautiful, some like the looks, some like the scent, I like both.
Week #22
	#148 Monday 28th 2007f May see and listen (neverendingwake.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	Never ending wake up 'Hey Michael, don't you think it has rung long enough?' screamed Alyza. She thought this never ending wake up was never going to stop, thus never ending, and her nerves where wrecked and irritable. Thus the one responsible will surely have to compensate for the loss.
	#149 Tuesday 29th 2007f May see and listen (forthefakehills.mp3) tempo=83 bootymachine version	For the fake hills And now I propose a toast for all the fake hills we had to ride with our bicycle. They where tiring indeed, and well, now that we're far beyond them and look back, it just seems as they never where there.
	#150 Wednesday 30th 2007f May see and listen (behumble.mp3) tempo=130 bootymachine version	Be humble You believe you're the best. Well he isn't. Milly is. She is a mean piece of energy. She just ate him. Now is your turn, so be humble.
	#151 Thursday 31st 2007f May see and listen (washyourhands.mp3) tempo=98 bootymachine version	Wash your hands When ever you go to the toilets, wash your hands. This is how proper hygiene should be applied in your everyday life. Or if not, don't ever come back a shake my hand, and pet my back as if we where friends.
	#152 Friday 1st 2007f June see and listen (slimestideaofte.mp3) tempo=90 bootymachine version	Slimest idea of tempo Check out the metronome. He clicks and rings with a swiss watch precision. Check what you play, it sounds bad, your notes are off and in between, not just slightly before or after these, but just where they shouldn't be. Or maybe not.
	#153 Saturday 2nd 2007f June see and listen (selftromso.mp3) tempo=114 bootymachine version	Self Tromso I like norway, I traveled there. I like to go north. So when I feel like it like there, I just apply myself some Tromso. This is what I call the self Tromso. Try it, I'm sure you'll like it.
	#154 Sunday 3rd 2007f June see and listen (meuheuh.mp3) tempo=149 bootymachine version	Meuheuh Cotcot, Beeebeeeeh, wofwoof, meowmeow, meuheuh. Next stop, badass.
Week #23
	#155 Monday 4th 2007f June see and listen (shakingsaturnm.mp3) tempo=100 bootymachine version	Shaking Saturn, moving Uranus Please don't misunderstand me. I'm a cosmonaut, it is normal and even usual for me to speak about doing things to planets. When I say 'shaking Saturn, moving Uranus' I don't mean yours.
	#156 Tuesday 5th 2007f June see and listen (catsaredeadmeat.mp3) tempo=82 bootymachine version	Cats are dead meat For Bill the bullterrier, any furred animal with claws that just lives on their owner's love and admiration is just a cat. For him any cat is as useles as a fork to fight a rhinoceros. Cats are dead meat today, yeah Bill.
	#157 Wednesday 6th 2007f June see and listen (thenortherncoun.mp3) tempo=72 bootymachine version	The northern countries In a world full of contradictions, where the humans get inhumane, where the women are manly and the men girlysh, it is reassuring to observe the northern countries are still north and vice a versa.
	#158 Thursday 7th 2007f June see and listen (turnonthemower.mp3) tempo=98 bootymachine version	Turn on the mower This spring was rather humid but had plenty of sun too. The trees grew well, and while the nights where a bit chilly, the days where unprobably sunny and warm. Turn on the mower and go get that wild grass before it get you.
	#159 Friday 8th 2007f June see and listen (cranestation.mp3) tempo=92 bootymachine version	Crane station This is the new city. Things have been renamed, things have changed. Michael and Annyu had to find their way using the new subway station nomenclature and more embarassing, the old pocket plan. They should have left at Crane station but the new name they couldn't figure out.
	#160 Saturday 9th 2007f June see and listen (freunsstop.mp3) tempo=132 bootymachine version	Freun's stop The least I will say about him was that he had quite some momentum. He could nevertheless brake in a record amount of time and Freun's stop was known to be one of the fastest in town. He did work his acceleration thought, and maybe he would be ready for next year's cup.
	#161 Sunday 10th 2007f June see and listen (leftthetub.mp3) tempo=89 bootymachine version	Left the tub Woops, you're a bit late. Have you been here 10 minutes ago you'd have found him. No, he's left the tub now, and I don't know where his headed to.
Week #24
	#162 Monday 11th 2007f June see and listen (mudsorbet.mp3) tempo=138 bootymachine version	Mud sorbet Earth, air, fire, water. Take a bit of earth, mix it with fire-warmed water and blow a constant air flux through. Once the concuction is smooth, freeze it while mixing, and you'll get the faboulous mud sorbet everyone is talking about around town.
	#163 Tuesday 12th 2007f June see and listen (clubofmitch.mp3) tempo=78 bootymachine version	Club of Mitch Jen has his. Willy has too. Nancy likes to think about her's as one of the best. No you might all want to clean the place, here he is, the club of Mitch will be one of these great things that will mark history.
	#164 Wednesday 13th 2007f June see and listen (fatlessbone.mp3) tempo=100 bootymachine version	Fatless bone I am a gourmet. I like fat. I like meat. I like to get down to the bone, and leave it a fatless bone. Nothing will be left.
	#165 Thursday 14th 2007f June see and listen (centurionoverha.mp3) tempo=72 bootymachine version	Centurion overhaul Romans where the ones that coquered everything. Without the regular centurion overhaul, they wouldn't have had that superiority on the combat field. This where far better fighters than combat wombats with bats.
	#166 Friday 15th 2007f June see and listen (dogready.mp3) tempo=93 bootymachine version	Dog ready This house is very well build. From the fire extinguisher on the front porch to the emergency exits from all the main rooms, it is even dog ready with special openings enabling your pets to go inside and out.
	#167 Saturday 16th 2007f June see and listen (retainyourpower.mp3) tempo=79 bootymachine version	Retain your power She must deliberately withold the force, she knows she can easily go through, but she must really retain her powers, then she might try to retain your power. But only then.
	#168 Sunday 17th 2007f June see and listen (taylorhandmadeb.mp3) tempo=83 bootymachine version	Taylor handmade broom The company's business plan is relatively lisible. They make all kinds of brooms. Some have synthetic hair, the other's animal or vegetal (bio), and their service goes up to the taylor handmade broom rolls-royce of brooms made of platinum and silk (diamond incrustations extra).
Week #25
	#169 Monday 18th 2007f June see and listen (lefthandspinat.mp3) tempo=117 bootymachine version	Left hand's pinata Party everyone. Let's go, let's all have fun. Take that stick and got get it, this left hand's pinata is ready to get hit!
	#170 Tuesday 19th 2007f June see and listen (slobolouough.mp3) tempo=134 bootymachine version	Slobolouough His name was hard to say. Once memorized however, and naturally once one understood how to pronounce it, it became rather simple. Even to yell it was simple then.
	#171 Wednesday 20th 2007f June see and listen (rastafareast.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	Rasta far east 'I have the company you need', the pink laden salesman told Mr Gary Grind. 'If you are thinking about the rasta far east market, we have what you need', he looked convincing. The deal was on, GG liked them who said things frankly.
	#172 Thursday 21st 2007f June see and listen (crushedemedest.mp3) tempo=173 bootymachine version	Crushed Emedest The canary's name was Emedest. Once the big dog had crushed him, there was not much left to sing about. Poor crushed Emedest, he sang so well, and his plumage was so lively.
	#173 Friday 22nd 2007f June see and listen (simplesolutions.mp3) tempo=84 bootymachine version	Simple solutions To complex problems there are always simple solutions. Often you will look at the impending variables and see insolubility, but hey, you shall be optimistic and attack the core of all troubles.
	#174 Saturday 23rd 2007f June see and listen (ham.mp3) tempo=84 bootymachine version	Ham The sandwich is made of many prime materials. The salad is first grade, the tomato is really succulent and ripe as any gourmet could desire, and I will not even go on to describe the ham, the butter, and the mayonnaise.
	#175 Sunday 24th 2007f June see and listen (littlefinger.mp3) tempo=105 bootymachine version	Little finger My hands have both five fingers. Actually my feet do to. The smallest one is logically named the little finger.
Week #26
	#176 Monday 25th 2007f June see and listen (crustycrumble.mp3) tempo=161 bootymachine version	Crusty crumble Shelly is a really nice cook. She had been studying desserts, and she could bake a mean crust. Everyone would beg her to make their papillas growl, one could just imagine her crusty crumble and drown in saliva.
	#177 Tuesday 26th 2007f June see and listen (letthefrenchfri.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	Let the french fries be If you want to call yourself someone open and free, just let the french fries be. Then we'll talk.
	#178 Wednesday 27th 2007f June see and listen (lettertotheedit.mp3) tempo=70 bootymachine version	Letter to the editor This is my letter to the editor. I want to say I am shocked by your magazine. The article about lava and derived mesopotamian eagles is not accurate. I wanted to be sure you knew and did everything you could to correct that mistake.
	#179 Thursday 28th 2007f June see and listen (thisisnolightm.mp3) tempo=121 bootymachine version	This is no light molybdena You though mercury was heavy. James thought so too. But wait until he has to carry an once of this baby, this is no light molybdena. It's really heavier than Elias thought.
	#180 Friday 29th 2007f June see and listen (saladbardeligh.mp3) tempo=116 bootymachine version	Salad bar delight Take away the eggplant, a bit too mushy, overcooked, the rest of the bar is delicious, it is a real salad bar delight. You might want to take the pancakes extra, but they're a bit greasy.
	#181 Saturday 30th 2007f June see and listen (thetrainstaysst.mp3) tempo=92 bootymachine version	The train stays still The time was hard for coal workers. When they had the chance of working for a succesfull mine, they wouldn't get any part of the dough. But when the mine was empty, the trains stays still, and the miner becomes skinny.
	#182 Sunday 1st 2007f July see and listen (caninehappy.mp3) tempo=91 bootymachine version	Canine happy Felines share to some extent the goods when it comes to share food and social entertainment in our modern societies. But what really is canine happy is often closer to what mankind craves for, thus some advantage to the woof pet.
Week #27
	#183 Monday 2nd 2007f July see and listen (thenicecamera.mp3) tempo=100 bootymachine version	The nice camera Hey Phil, please hand me the other cam. No, not the one with the wide angle but the one next to it. You know, the nice camera, the one with the good looking viewfinder and the new paint job.
	#184 Tuesday 3rd 2007f July see and listen (realbobs.mp3) tempo=73 bootymachine version	Real bobs Sometimes life holds to some little detail. For example a completely fun and sensual story can just get ruined by the lack of an o. The single missing voyel would have changed everything, including this one story where the real bobs are far less recomforting.
	#185 Wednesday 4th 2007f July see and listen (cherriesandpin.mp3) tempo=100 bootymachine version	Cherries and pine Fruits and plants are closely related. While Humphrey would walk the dog, Hermy, the nice red haired librarian would collect cherries and pine. Like that, just in case.
	#186 Thursday 5th 2007f July see and listen (sneakysnakythe.mp3) tempo=128 bootymachine version	Sneaky Snaky the wild hog Yesterday I was walking down the new avenue at central Dortmall. Midway through my small stroll, I was horrified. This was Sneaky Snaky the wild hog, hoggier than ever, running accross the parking lot, the one and only, or maybe the one of the two of them.
	#187 Friday 6th 2007f July see and listen (restaurantendea.mp3) tempo=66 bootymachine version	Restaurant endeavour Yes. We are all bar addicts. We are all ones that like to lay sitting and drinking. But sometimes a soul must eat, and there is a restaurant endeavour that we will all once realize.
	#188 Saturday 7th 2007f July see and listen (myfunnyfriendhe.mp3) tempo=99 bootymachine version	My funny friend herb This is her, oh, and my funny friend herb. He's the one who invented the herb tea all our grammas drink before bed time. Not to diuretic, not to exciting, simply the best. He's also the guy with the smoke mixture, the herb one, yes, that herb.
	#189 Sunday 8th 2007f July see and listen (thiswasasoundan.mp3) tempo=93 bootymachine version	This was a sound and entertaining movie Every week or so she'd go to the movies. Most often did she choose a romantic comedy to let herself slip out of her dull existence, maybe just for a few minutes. But today she went and saw the 'Elephant maniac hotdog' sequel, and she felt this was a sound and entertaining movie.
Week #28
	#190 Monday 9th 2007f July see and listen (smallgoats.mp3) tempo=85 bootymachine version	Small goats The field is good for any kind of crop. Moreover, it is good for any animal you wish to feed. Sheeps, horses, cows, lamas, even small goats can find their meat on this kind of land. It is rich, I tell you.
	#191 Tuesday 10th 2007f July see and listen (pegasusiswasah.mp3) tempo=108 bootymachine version	Pegasus is, was a horse, not Horses run all in a grand family. He had maybe betrayed him a bit. Just a tad, but Pegasus is, was a horse, not, maybe half a man. Well nobody knows.
	#192 Wednesday 11th 2007f July see and listen (tranquilityisro.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	Tranquility is round Any old man can tell you. Tranquility is round. Not that they have anything against squares, but that's how things are in the space and time of old men. Young women will tell you it's straight, but that is another story.
	#193 Thursday 12th 2007f July see and listen (smartcrumblepeo.mp3) tempo=77 bootymachine version	Smart crumble people They though they could get me, but no. Ok, it was close and they are the smart crumble people, but I'm the one that resisted until now and I don't plan on letting down yet.
	#194 Friday 13th 2007f July see and listen (snifitsfinished.mp3) tempo=78 bootymachine version	Snif, it is finished Boohoo, Linda and Markus too are very sad. Snif, it is finished and we will have to wait another year to live something as good again. These winter festivals are so cool, can't wait. Maybe next summer, maybe next spring. That'll make time go faster.
	#195 Saturday 14th 2007f July see and listen (turbofishandchi.mp3) tempo=91 bootymachine version	Turbo fish and chips Monday morning, she was hungry. She was also late for work. She took a turbo fish and chips, ketchup and mayonnaise, and zoop she was behind her desk, full of energy and ready to carry on all the crucial things that needed to be done.
	#196 Sunday 15th 2007f July see and listen (steamingblotov.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	Steaming blotovs What are steaming blotovs? They are the feets of pink debelbillius birds. What is special about them is their orange hooks, and the small perspiration vents that steam when the weather is cold. Blotov was an adventurer and had discovered them by the mid-twentfifth century.
Week #29
	#197 Monday 16th 2007f July see and listen (sesameandentre.mp3) tempo=100 bootymachine version	Sesame and entrepreneurship You will invest into beer making. And while you're at it, look at sesame and entrepreneurship, it seems promising. Sesame can be found everywhere from burger buns to salads, the wow factor is high with these seeds.
	#198 Tuesday 17th 2007f July see and listen (thisstinks.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	This stinks Hard to tell you that another was. This stinks. You where all right, it does not smell good. Smells like fish or rotten rats. This is when we all hope a good wind will blow it away.
	#199 Wednesday 18th 2007f July see and listen (gratedcheesean.mp3) tempo=150 bootymachine version	Grated cheese and my love life I feel today that grated cheese and my love life don't have so much in common. And this is apart from the odor, the looks and the taste of it. My love life does not seem to melt on pasta nor pizza. And that's important.
	#200 Thursday 19th 2007f July see and listen (myducksareread.mp3) tempo=118 bootymachine version	My ducks are ready Yo soldiers. Are you ready? The chinese restaurant is coming to us, we will resist. My ducks are ready, good. Let's make it a revenge and show that the best chinese food doesn't necessarily mean duck. Let's all hail for vegetarian, vegetarian!
	#201 Friday 20th 2007f July see and listen (buttkicking.mp3) tempo=82 bootymachine version	Butt kicking Butt kicking until the day ends, butt kicking you will be king, butt kicking there are no rules, we are butt kicking and nobody's rocking, we are butt kicking, better than a sting.
	#202 Saturday 21st 2007f July see and listen (nerdsonfire.mp3) tempo=84 bootymachine version	Nerds on fire Linda, Olga, Ruth and Wendy where going to put some nerds on fire. These mini-skirts where so short, their legs so smooth, it was going to be easy to get the job done. All they wanted was their homework to be done by some nice and friendly nerds. Because the results had to be good.
	#203 Sunday 22nd 2007f July see and listen (swimmingpool.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	Swimming pool This beautiful house has a grand backyard and a nonetheless huge swimming pool. The kids will love it and if you plan on a barbecue next week end, everyone will be delighted. Trust me, it's a bargain.
Week #30
	#204 Monday 23rd 2007f July see and listen (steamingpunksa.mp3) tempo=108 bootymachine version	Steaming punk ska Dancing and rolling. Rocking and stomping, this is the steaming punk ska you all believe in. Funking and shacking. Sweating and freaking. This is the dance you all wish to loose your mind on.
	#205 Tuesday 24th 2007f July see and listen (supercanary.mp3) tempo=85 bootymachine version	Super Canary It is yellow, it is strong, it flies through the air like a speeding bullet, it is Super Canary. He will be there whenever the poor and the needy will be in trouble, to whistle them an annoying and cute little song.
	#206 Wednesday 25th 2007f July see and listen (grgrjustmystr.mp3) tempo=131 bootymachine version	Grgr just my str Michael, you might better know that: zdzfue strimm the blubb! And if you don't like that you might as well grgr just my str, or else.
	#207 Thursday 26th 2007f July see and listen (thesearetheones.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	These are the ones I'd like The old lady was in the flower shop since this morning, and no one could reall figure what she wanted. She wandered between plants and flowers, but suddenly screamed: These are the ones I'd like!
	#208 Friday 27th 2007f July see and listen (lemoncurd.mp3) tempo=108 bootymachine version	Lemon curd Make the dessert. Make it light, make it sweet, make me love it, I want to eat. With delectation I want to taste its lemon curd, nothing will ever beat it.
	#209 Saturday 28th 2007f July see and listen (sceneriesfromwh.mp3) tempo=71 bootymachine version	Sceneries from where you are I wish I'd be inside your head, behind your eyes I want to share, the feel and see the sceneries from where you are. I won't be mean, I will share them, I will let you know that I love them.
	#210 Sunday 29th 2007f July see and listen (thirstymouth.mp3) tempo=97 bootymachine version	Thirsty mouth Warm is the summer. Hot is the time. No water, it's hotter. And I can see your thirsty mouth. It would be cool, it would refresh, a beer, a keg, with ice to freeze. I want it be.
Week #31
	#211 Monday 30th 2007f July see and listen (rentmytown.mp3) tempo=110 bootymachine version	Rent my town Please mister I need the money. I am young, you where too, please understand what it means. I am not selling, I just want some time to stand up. Pleas miss, rent my town.
	#212 Tuesday 31st 2007f July see and listen (starsinthesea.mp3) tempo=96 bootymachine version	Stars in the sea There are fishes until you can't see. Into the deep, there some eyes, that look at you. There are stars in the sea, there are animals to let you be, in the deepest of seas, there are some lights.
	#213 Wednesday 1st 2007f August see and listen (synthetisedbubb.mp3) tempo=90 bootymachine version	Synthetised bubble He would be true, he would be too. Running and sweating to let all be new. Renewed to be down, he is so lone, he has some synthetised bubble. And lives in, hard as a pin.
	#214 Thursday 2nd 2007f August see and listen (supertub.mp3) tempo=117 bootymachine version	Supertub Ho, ha, you drop your feets go into it. They feel the warmth, they ache no more, this is a supertub, with bubbles and all. Supertub, supertub come to me.
	#215 Friday 3rd 2007f August see and listen (sneakysailor.mp3) tempo=153 bootymachine version	Sneaky sailor When on the sea you want to flee, the best you get is a sneaky sailor. One that's all muscle. If you don't care, you can go alone, but beware, nothing's better than a sneaky sailor run on the ocean.
	#216 Saturday 4th 2007f August see and listen (dogbarks.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	Dog barks Cat meows don't impress as much as dog barks. We don't understand it, but it's a fact. While the dog is man's best friend, we can't feel but the scare when the quadruped barks. Groaf, woof, kouak.
	#217 Sunday 5th 2007f August see and listen (slimasabanana.mp3) tempo=93 bootymachine version	Slim as a banana Slim as a peach, you can even be slimmer. That's why all the women say, slim as a banana, slimmer than ever, slim as a peach, you're out of reach.
Week #32
	#218 Monday 6th 2007f August see and listen (albeitthewaves.mp3) tempo=145 bootymachine version	Albeit the waves Albeit the waves your speaker work fine. Don't you care about the tweeters, they won't let go, it is the woofer that feels a bit tight. If you do it bad, it will be too much, the waves will be so hard, the dome will blow.
	#219 Tuesday 7th 2007f August see and listen (nicejeep.mp3) tempo=91 bootymachine version	Nice jeep What a nice Pontiac. I wanted a Chevy, I thought I'd get a Saab, maybe I'd care for a Volvo, but I got a nice jeep. Now I can go ride up to the hill, stop everything there and go camping.
	#220 Wednesday 8th 2007f August see and listen (cunundrumbrigad.mp3) tempo=73 bootymachine version	Cunundrum brigade They are a bit lazy but nevertheless dangerous. They are the cunundrum brigade. When hope has left, when the fine words are scarce, you just call them and everything's back. So fun.
	#221 Thursday 9th 2007f August see and listen (desperatenakedw.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	Desperate naked weed While winter lasts, the desperate naked weed just dies. It needs some sun, but there ain't enough, and so life goes a bit too far. Let's try plancton.
	#222 Friday 10th 2007f August see and listen (teenagecrank.mp3) tempo=127 bootymachine version	Teenage crank Just imagine a teenage girl. Just think your turn when you where so young. Just imagine a teenage crank, and just believe now you're too old.
	#223 Saturday 11th 2007f August see and listen (firstontheskat.mp3) tempo=101 bootymachine version	First on the skate If I'd where first I'd go away. But I was not the first on the skate, I just was last, and being ten on one single board is a bit much if you want to make some spin.
	#224 Sunday 12th 2007f August see and listen (meatballs.mp3) tempo=112 bootymachine version	Meat balls Scandinavian moose meat can make awesome meat balls. The kind you have to chew not because they're hard, but because they're tasty and wild.
Week #33
	#225 Monday 13th 2007f August see and listen (theweedsareoff.mp3) tempo=99 bootymachine version	The weeds are off They could be on, but once again they have come back and died so slow. The weeds are off and off for good, until next time.
	#226 Tuesday 14th 2007f August see and listen (melodiesthatgo.mp3) tempo=102 bootymachine version	Melodies that go wha In a world as today's, melodies that go wha have no more reason to be. Today we need rythm, we need some punch and popular sounds that can sell well. The last we need is something nice one can whistle.
	#227 Wednesday 15th 2007f August see and listen (thesweetgroove.mp3) tempo=96 bootymachine version	The sweet groove Oh, hoho, this is my feel, I've got some pain deep in my knees. Have you heard my love, is gone for good, the sweet groove it is, I wish I'd lie, and let me go.
	#228 Thursday 16th 2007f August see and listen (funkybuttocks.mp3) tempo=85 bootymachine version	Funky buttocks Funky buttocks are better than moldy asses. This is what she thinks and I respect it. She has got some say, she had got years of experience, and I like her. She's a good play.
	#229 Friday 17th 2007f August see and listen (rollertoaster.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	Roller toaster You put the bread, the toaster's red. You like it hot, like in a roller toaster. Your jam is good, the butter too, you let them drop, you eat them now, until there's none.
	#230 Saturday 18th 2007f August see and listen (tailingtheflea.mp3) tempo=131 bootymachine version	Tailing the fleas With this new apparatus, you can be sure they have no way to get you lost. If you think about tailing the fleas, just think of me, I won't let you.
	#231 Sunday 19th 2007f August see and listen (whydidyoustay.mp3) tempo=97 bootymachine version	Why did you stay I had nothing, you didn't either. Why did you stay, I don't want to. I have no nerve, maybe you did, I wish I'd knew, but I'm a kid, and I can't stand to let it be.
Week #34
	#232 Monday 20th 2007f August see and listen (questionofrelat.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	Question of relation This was tuesday on a foggy morning. The question of relation came first to the minds of all the congressmen. They where afraid. But the day just started, and the worse was to come.
	#233 Tuesday 21st 2007f August see and listen (fiddlingintheru.mp3) tempo=94 bootymachine version	Fiddling in the rubadub Have you ever tried this. When Shelley got bored she tried it too. The pleasure was intense, a warmth she'd find one of her bests. Fiddling in the rubadub is one of the greates things one can hope for.
	#234 Wednesday 22nd 2007f August see and listen (theentropyislos.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	The entropy is lost These are the laws of physics. When you open the cooler's door, the entropy is lost and the food gets warm. It's so simple, it's so dumb. Entropy is about all there is to it.
	#235 Thursday 23rd 2007f August see and listen (extrascorpion.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	Extra scorpion I want an extra scorpion. I just have one and they are fun. This is a joy for me to see, the little beast's foots and fingers, and the badest of tails. They know how to play.
	#236 Friday 24th 2007f August see and listen (citrusflowers.mp3) tempo=97 bootymachine version	Citrus flowers When I mix my lemonade I like to add it a bit of dried crunched citrus flowers. It adds some spice to the overall taste and it is a touch of originality that makes my lemonade recognizable.
	#237 Saturday 25th 2007f August see and listen (fivecircusinto.mp3) tempo=131 bootymachine version	Five circus in town There are five circus in town this week-end. Flavio's flying, Rosemario's House of Fierce Animals, Emilio's Happy Family, Sybellio's Space Odyssey Adventure Tent, and John's Circus for the elderly. The last one's success is unprecedented, the poodle show is great, this is for sure.
	#238 Sunday 26th 2007f August see and listen (enablemyharddr.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	Enable my hard drive If you don't quickly enable my hard drive my system is going to crash. My computer is getting slower everyday and I am sure I will regret soon not having called you to do so before. Please don't make me beg more, I have begged too much already. Thanks.
Week #35
	#239 Monday 27th 2007f August see and listen (naturalmadepie.mp3) tempo=158 bootymachine version	Natural made pie Linda loved to eat sweets. She liked the pies a lot, I can think of this natural made pie, made of cherries and lemon, it was really so good. Mary didn't like linda, but that was it.
	#240 Tuesday 28th 2007f August see and listen (juliusdeadalus.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	Julius Deadalus The last roman emperor had that strange name. In many history books can you find it, but his real name, not the hollywood sounding one, was Julius Deadalus king of Rome, the lioncake emperor. No one knows why lioncake and what it was, but that's history.
	#241 Wednesday 29th 2007f August see and listen (strutter.mp3) tempo=84 bootymachine version	Strutter Since the problems with his feet had risen, he was forced to use his strutter to go around. Now that he was being followed, he felt rather helpless and whished he hadn't been so relaxed on the shoes he had for the marathon.
	#242 Thursday 30th 2007f August see and listen (darkerthanleft.mp3) tempo=109 bootymachine version	Darker than leftovers You can be scared of me. Yes I am not only the dark one, but I am darker, even darker than leftovers, and this is not all. I am mean, so mean. I told you, darker than leftovers.
	#243 Friday 31st 2007f August see and listen (livethelife.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	Live the life No advice will sound better than the one I will give you Hemley. Live the life, live it like you had no ties. Try to get as much as you can because there ain't much left now you know.
	#244 Saturday 1st 2007f September see and listen (fatdiscussions.mp3) tempo=94 bootymachine version	Fat discussions These are the ones I thought of yesterday. I'm tired of the fat discussions with no sense. I want to be able to hear something else that will make our brain shake, and our hearts flake.
	#245 Sunday 2nd 2007f September see and listen (ridiculousredn.mp3) tempo=123 bootymachine version	Ridiculous red nosed goat Jack is a goat. He is well build, as he should be, and can handle fairly massive amounts of work on the farm. Joe is another goat, he is also known as the ridiculous red nosed goat, but his nose is in fact pink. And it isn't so ridiculous by the way. And he's a cow too.
Week #36
	#246 Monday 3rd 2007f September see and listen (thesmurfsdidvo.mp3) tempo=140 bootymachine version	The smurfs did vomit It is a fact: the smurfs did vomit. But our young lecturers wouldn't have been able to cope with the crude truth.
	#247 Tuesday 4th 2007f September see and listen (questforfriedch.mp3) tempo=99 bootymachine version	Quest for fried chipmunks Many historians debate wether or not the quest for fried chipmunks did provoke, or not, the colonisation of the western lands. Not many documents from the time have been preserved, and this matter needs a bit more thought.
	#248 Wednesday 5th 2007f September see and listen (thefirematcher.mp3) tempo=98 bootymachine version	The fire matcher Thank you for coming by. I am the fire matcher, what do you want? I want fire, said the little piglet. You want fire? responded the fire matcher. Yes! Yes what? Yes, please!
	#249 Thursday 6th 2007f September see and listen (lemonstrings.mp3) tempo=108 bootymachine version	Lemon strings First mix the sugar into the hot water until you get a smooth sirup. Than throw in the lemon strings. Let them cook for about five minutes and add the ginger. While you keep that mix hot, go get the ice cream in the freezer.
	#250 Friday 7th 2007f September see and listen (peopletrainisf.mp3) tempo=126 bootymachine version	People train is for you Looking for some great occasion to travel accross the continent? People train is for you, the future is not for then, it is now with the People train.
	#251 Saturday 8th 2007f September see and listen (strongpowerhous.mp3) tempo=74 bootymachine version	Strong powerhouse build unit The grey one is well made, it is a strong powerhouse build unit from the seventies. They knew well how to make unbreakable stuff in those days. Now I don't say today's work is not as good, it's just something I came accross. Or do you think I'm wrong? Naaa, said Layla.
	#252 Sunday 9th 2007f September see and listen (dirttroll.mp3) tempo=107 bootymachine version	Dirt roll I have finished eating. I had bread with cheese, and now I need to give a shot at the dirt roll in order to get rid of all these crumbs. It works really well, it is a great invention.
Week #37
	#253 Monday 10th 2007f September see and listen (questionofturns.mp3) tempo=73 bootymachine version	Question of turns Sheila is very smart. She knows it is a question of turns when it comes to employee satisfaction. This isn't the first time she's seeing that kind of a fight, and she is willing to resolve it.
	#254 Tuesday 11th 2007f September see and listen (frogglethedeepi.mp3) tempo=98 bootymachine version	Froggle the deep impacter He had a name: Froggle the deep impacter. He was the toughest jet propulsed metal-oxyde reinforced jet missile. Nothing could resist his impact when at full speed. Nothing but now.
	#255 Wednesday 12th 2007f September see and listen (yoddlinggoats.mp3) tempo=75 bootymachine version	Yoddling goats Swiss speciality indeed the yoddling goats are great fun to watch. They yoddle over and over from dusk until dawn. They keep it going and going, dancing and having fun, they are great masters of ceremony.
	#256 Thursday 13th 2007f September see and listen (helmetdecades.mp3) tempo=139 bootymachine version	Helmet decades We enter the helmet decades where nobody is ever safe without his reinforced hat. For many years to come humans will have to protect themeselves from thes new deadly weapons from the sky.
	#257 Friday 14th 2007f September see and listen (freakinghotcake.mp3) tempo=80 bootymachine version	Freaking hot cakes Woa, these are the nasty ones, the ones I did not hope ever to mess with, never to get to know, the freaking hot cakes are so damn' hot, I'm a bit scared.
	#258 Saturday 15th 2007f September see and listen (velocityincrea.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	Velocity increased Humbert would say to Jane that was how things where. She'd however not beleive it, and while the velocity increased, she would start taking things a bit more seriously and understand that what he meant was to be listened to.
	#259 Sunday 16th 2007f September see and listen (burglerandstapl.mp3) tempo=83 bootymachine version	Burgler and staplers I want my ham burgler and staplers for lunch. I am hungry and not willing to negociate. I want my ham burgler and staplers, I won't discuss.
Week #38
	#260 Monday 17th 2007f September see and listen (hoteldesafinado.mp3) tempo=97 bootymachine version	Hotel Desafinado This is a four star hotel. You will get all the confort you'd expect from a place like Hotel Desafinado, the pool, the bed, the bar, the restaurant, the luxury goods, and that exquisite sense for fashionable items.
	#261 Tuesday 18th 2007f September see and listen (savagesinyourau.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	Savages in your automobile If you think I am the cause of all the mess in your car, you are wrong. The cause is unexpected but nevertheless true, there where savages in your automobile and they are responsible for all the misshaps.
	#262 Wednesday 19th 2007f September see and listen (humblepoet.mp3) tempo=75 bootymachine version	Humble poet Some inexistant poet would be a humbl poet, but then if you are the one who names himself so, you might find hard to convince him of this.
	#263 Thursday 20th 2007f September see and listen (yeshedidbecause.mp3) tempo=90 bootymachine version	Yes he did because he could Did he do it because he was smart and strong? Well, yes, he did because he could, because he could he did, and because he did we are currently speaking about it.
	#264 Friday 21st 2007f September see and listen (kindofagreenfa.mp3) tempo=109 bootymachine version	Kind of a green fandango Blue, yellow, and green, this is kind of a red, yellow, and orange fandango. Brown, purple, and grey, this is, no, this is kind of a green fandango.
	#265 Saturday 22nd 2007f September see and listen (befunandgratefu.mp3) tempo=82 bootymachine version	Be fun and grateful If the man at the back offers you a grapefruit juice, don't act like a fool Be fun and grateful and cheer the company, otherwise you'll only look dumb.
	#266 Sunday 23rd 2007f September see and listen (logsinacabin.mp3) tempo=85 bootymachine version	Logs in a cabin I was camping some time ago. Two to three years ago to be precise. Everything was neatly organized with all the necessary equipment and goods ready for us to camp. Logs in a cabin to have dry wood for the fire too.
Week #39
	#267 Monday 24th 2007f September see and listen (millionsandsara.mp3) tempo=77 bootymachine version	Millions and Sarah They had these camels they wanted to get rid of. Jim had millions and Sarah, the swap was rather easy but she never really forgave him. What should he care, he was happy now.
	#268 Tuesday 25th 2007f September see and listen (xophoidbreakda.mp3) tempo=124 bootymachine version	Xophoid breakdance Yo the new guy! said Jozzef the tattooed indian guy. Do you know the new dance? Lemmo was not impressed by the tough looks and firm voice. Yo mean the xophoid breakdance? he responded. Yeah, yo know how to practice?
	#269 Wednesday 26th 2007f September see and listen (gentlecrocodile.mp3) tempo=76 bootymachine version	Gentle crocodile Who could ever have imagined such a gentle crocodile? He was so kind with the little kittens. But at the end he ate them anyway.
	#270 Thursday 27th 2007f September see and listen (wendyisafreak.mp3) tempo=139 bootymachine version	Wendy is a freak All the Wendy's in the audience will excuse me, but the one I'm thinking of will surely recognize herself. Wendy is a freak, but I do appreciate her nonetheless. You hear me Wendy?
	#271 Friday 28th 2007f September see and listen (fortissimomadam.mp3) tempo=80 bootymachine version	Fortissimo madam Please sir, I would like my steak nice and tasty. Fortissimo madam? Yes, why not, I'm in that mood and I'm hungry. Oh, and make another one for Bob, fortissimo I expect. That's when Bob fainted.
	#272 Saturday 29th 2007f September see and listen (abortthecountd.mp3) tempo=195 bootymachine version	Abort the countdown or go away Please abort the countdown or go away. The sake of our planet is my concern, and if I don't expect you to do it, at least leave and let me or one of us do. Come on, don't shy on us like that.
	#273 Sunday 30th 2007f September see and listen (whatsthematter.mp3) tempo=74 bootymachine version	What's the matter What could it be. Years of geological and antropological research had slowly answered most of the questions we thought would help us understand better how the Tellegethy lived. But what's the matter now, doesn't the answer nicely fit together?
Week #40
	#274 Monday 1st 2007f October see and listen (elderlysaxophon.mp3) tempo=90 bootymachine version	Elderly saxophones New isn't trendy. What the people want is free access to elderly saxophones for any occasion to party. Elderly! Saxophones! Elderly! Elderly saxophones for everyone!
	#275 Tuesday 2nd 2007f October see and listen (watchthetv.mp3) tempo=129 bootymachine version	Watch the TV Listen to the radio, read the paper, but don't you ever watch the TV. You might become dumb and then it'll be too late. Don't be a fool.
	#276 Wednesday 3rd 2007f October see and listen (useyourbrainsan.mp3) tempo=83 bootymachine version	Use your brains and get out Please could you for once use your brains and get out? It's sunny outside and miss Leslie Dillo has been waiting for you to go play at the park.
	#277 Thursday 4th 2007f October see and listen (lemondistributi.mp3) tempo=94 bootymachine version	Lemon distribution The detail of the retaliation will probably never be known to us, but everything started with lemon distribution. Three years ago the rebellion tried to lock the government in using their droid army, and, as in the old old times, scorbut started to take its toll.
	#278 Friday 5th 2007f October see and listen (jumponthetablem.mp3) tempo=92 bootymachine version	Jump on the table Mickey Donald is waiting, Minnie is out, Pluto is in the kitchen and you've been waiting for a long time to get drunk and do it. Jump on the table Mickey, and then trash everything in the room, you deserve it.
	#279 Saturday 6th 2007f October see and listen (ampleprecedence.mp3) tempo=69 bootymachine version	Ample precedence I do confirm I had enough time to manage the fire and the smoke, I did have ample precedence and didn't take it seriously enough. I agree, but I can not take the fault.
	#280 Sunday 7th 2007f October see and listen (opendraftstogon.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	Open drafts to go nowhere I am not going. There are open drafts to go nowhere and I am not going there. Lemernd did want to, but felt I should come with him, wich I will not.
Week #41
	#281 Monday 8th 2007f October see and listen (funkyrhymes.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	Funky rhymes Eleonor was so subtle as to honour whatever dance that shall be brought, Eleonor she had no sore, she was ready and never bore. Eleonor she was so fun, I think we'll always keep her and honor.
	#282 Tuesday 9th 2007f October see and listen (totalvacuumcle.mp3) tempo=107 bootymachine version	Total vacuum cleaner broomstick This is one of the most unbelieved advancements in the history of the human kind. This is the perfect mix between the electric appliance and the simple tool for every day cleaning. Total vacuum cleaner broomstick is it.
	#283 Wednesday 10th 2007f October see and listen (xeroxomania.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	Xerox mania She likes to copy, over and over, she likes to duplicate and let the photocopier go loose. She has that xerox mania, and it's getting worse.
	#284 Thursday 11th 2007f October see and listen (grandfinaleand.mp3) tempo=107 bootymachine version	Grand finale and lonely brandies If you wanted to get me confused you could have said you where going to the grand finale and lonely brandies. I wouldn't have understood and stayed in a frustrated state of shock.
	#285 Friday 12th 2007f October see and listen (eminentrespond.mp3) tempo=155 bootymachine version	Eminent responder He is the eminent responder the Nentumburduesterland group told you about. He is fast and he will get that paint job done in less time than you'll have to say it. And when I say it, I mean it.
	#286 Saturday 13th 2007f October see and listen (pollsarefutile.mp3) tempo=75 bootymachine version	Polls are futile Polls are futile, the result is all that counts.
	#287 Sunday 14th 2007f October see and listen (mastergroomand.mp3) tempo=102 bootymachine version	Master groom and company You will be very satisfied by the services of this top rated company that is mine. Master groom and company will deliver, I guarantee it.
Week #42
	#288 Monday 15th 2007f October see and listen (juvenilehero.mp3) tempo=91 bootymachine version	Juvenile hero Yes, he is indeed young but that doesn't make him anything else than a juvenile hero nonetheless. He deserved his price.
	#289 Tuesday 16th 2007f October see and listen (olympicneedles.mp3) tempo=119 bootymachine version	Olympic needles The olympic needles have well defined mensurations. They must weight a maximum of 7 grams, a length of 4 centimeters, and a diameter of 0.4 millimiters. Anything else will disqualify the contestants.
	#290 Wednesday 17th 2007f October see and listen (xiphoidanddesto.mp3) tempo=89 bootymachine version	Xiphoid and destoid bones If I was the lotoid bone I would be pissed off. All the attention the xiphoid and destoid bones receive is way overdone. These bones found in the paleolitical species of rhinoceratops cornulis are so overrated.
	#291 Thursday 18th 2007f October see and listen (lucieisafirstna.mp3) tempo=73 bootymachine version	Lucie is a first name that fits Mildred is a nice first name but Lucie is a first name that fits much better with her small and svelte silhouette. Come on, don't be too jaleous, your name is great, you don't have to be envious.
	#292 Friday 19th 2007f October see and listen (zenetocadortegu.mp3) tempo=66 bootymachine version	Zenetocadortegua You are a flower lover. Then get out of your sofa, run through the door and go buy a zenetocadortegua. You will love it. And it makes a perfect gift too.
	#293 Saturday 20th 2007f October see and listen (liabilityjeopar.mp3) tempo=96 bootymachine version	Liability jeopardy Hell no. I will not go play liability jeopardy with this bunch of morons. Neil and Evelyne where there too and seemed to have had some hard time, all they wanted to do was leave.
	#294 Sunday 21st 2007f October see and listen (abombandalltha.mp3) tempo=102 bootymachine version	A bomb and all that stuff That is quite a big engine you have there. Sounds like a bomb and all that stuff around makes it even more massive looking. I wish I had one too.
Week #43
	#295 Monday 22nd 2007f October see and listen (theroadtotheto.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	The road to the toad is bumpy Very smooth ride to the dam. The road to the toad is bumpy. No one ever dared to ride through the old cypress path.
	#296 Tuesday 23rd 2007f October see and listen (hopenturfer.mp3) tempo=107 bootymachine version	Hop enturfer Take this hop enturfer. In your journey through space and time it will make things much easier to bear. Take it from me.
	#297 Wednesday 24th 2007f October see and listen (zilverzurfer.mp3) tempo=133 bootymachine version	Zilver zurfer Pardon my accent, but I happen to be a good friend of ze zilver zurfer and he salutes you thought he could not come wiz me.
	#298 Thursday 25th 2007f October see and listen (surethingsaren.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	Sure things are not brown In the sure things category, one thing is for sure, and that is that sure things are not brown. Even sure brownies. They are more like brownish.
	#299 Friday 26th 2007f October see and listen (wurstchampion.mp3) tempo=97 bootymachine version	Wurst champion I didn't say the worst champion but wurst champion. No, I didn't express myself poorly, you just didn't listen to me well. Please don't try to make a fool out of everyone else than you, you're plain responsible for your incoherent attention.
	#300 Saturday 27th 2007f October see and listen (hollycitrusjui.mp3) tempo=123 bootymachine version	Holly citrus juice The man made it so because its in his power. The holly citrus juice is above us all, we must respect it. Respect the juice and it will respect you.
	#301 Sunday 28th 2007f October see and listen (carryingsomeloa.mp3) tempo=97 bootymachine version	Carrying some loads The fantastic group of four they made was carrying some loads. Gladfully they had got those great suitcases we all have seen on the television. Superheroes can use some good technology too, it's not just for us basic humans.
Week #44
	#302 Monday 29th 2007f October see and listen (encompassinggre.mp3) tempo=70 bootymachine version	Encompassing greyhound He is an encompassing greyhound, we don't know what that means, but that's what he is.
	#303 Tuesday 30th 2007f October see and listen (turnovergig.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	Turnover gig Every musician gets to change once in a while, this is the turnover gig where everyone gets a chance to play his piece.
	#304 Wednesday 31st 2007f October see and listen (rocketsandmotor.mp3) tempo=92 bootymachine version	Rockets and motorcycles In a near future the only two interesting objects for cyborgs will be rockets and motorcycles. The first to protect them against automatic defense bots, the second to escape from them.
	#305 Thursday 1st 2007f November see and listen (frivoloushen.mp3) tempo=114 bootymachine version	Frivolous hen A frivolous hen and an egg makes the farm a more interesting place. That's how the everyday dullness is forgotten to the best of incrdible day to day stories.
	#306 Friday 2nd 2007f November see and listen (jointhetremor.mp3) tempo=99 bootymachine version	Join the tremor And once again the whole crew felt inclined to invite the blue bell deep diving freestyle team to join the tremor. No cats will be accepted this time. Too complicated to manage.
	#307 Saturday 3rd 2007f November see and listen (fatass.mp3) tempo=109 bootymachine version	Fat ass At first I wanted to say fat booty, but fat ass was a bit more what I intended. So I wrote it down and finally it works as expected, efficiently and expressively.
	#308 Sunday 4th 2007f November see and listen (derbyforasmalld.mp3) tempo=77 bootymachine version	Derby for a small digger The derby for a small digger is a once a year event. Anyone can participate. The fee is hundred and fifty two dollar fifty, or hundred and one euro and fifty cents for those on this side of the ocean. Once payed you'll get all the other important details by regular mail.
Week #45
	#309 Monday 5th 2007f November see and listen (quitswhileitsi.mp3) tempo=130 bootymachine version	Quits while it sits I really wanted to say this in English, but I can't find any word to translate the french term contrepetrie. Because quits while it sits could well be one, but it is not.
	#310 Tuesday 6th 2007f November see and listen (swisscarblessfa.mp3) tempo=69 bootymachine version	Swiss carbless fat It was very interesting for that process to work. Swiss quality, and seriousness, great taste and near zero calories. Swiss carbless fat is the future of neutral cooking.
	#311 Wednesday 7th 2007f November see and listen (overheadwidespa.mp3) tempo=87 bootymachine version	Overhead wide space sitting on the sofa Who could understand such an absurd statement without a bit more information on the context. Overhead wide space sitting on the sofa could be meaningless unless you knew that his parents actually named him overhad wide space. Overhead Wide Ppace Mitchell Reymond is a nice guy, just has a complicated name.
	#312 Thursday 8th 2007f November see and listen (olala.mp3) tempo=54 bootymachine version	Olala Olala, this is noisy.
	#313 Friday 9th 2007f November see and listen (vickingtribepi.mp3) tempo=107 bootymachine version	Vicking tribe picknick The only word in vicking tribe picknick that is correctly written is tribe. Too many c's there are.
	#314 Saturday 10th 2007f November see and listen (zorroandhisdog.mp3) tempo=115 bootymachine version	Zorro and his dog There are a few myths that persist. For example it wasn't Zorro and his horse, but Zorro and his dog. When they filmed the show they however believed it would look too ackards having Zorro sit on a big dog, so that's how this one started.
	#315 Sunday 11th 2007f November see and listen (mybrainisdead.mp3) tempo=160 bootymachine version	My brain is dead My brain is dead. My feets are still running.
Week #46
	#316 Monday 12th 2007f November see and listen (broohaaahaaa.mp3) tempo=112 bootymachine version	Broohaaahaaa The wall shaked, the ground was moving, and then the fissures. Broohaaahaaa the whole building collapsed in a huge cloud of dust and flames.
	#317 Tuesday 13th 2007f November see and listen (freaksoftherefr.mp3) tempo=97 bootymachine version	Freaks of the refrigerator The cheese is as nefastious as the chicken loaf in terms of refrigerator social behaviours. The freaks of the refrigerator have their own laws and beware if you don't respect them.
	#318 Wednesday 14th 2007f November see and listen (chaussette.mp3) tempo=107 bootymachine version	Chaussette Say byebye to the chaussette because it is leaving now. Yes it is not late yet, but she's getting bored.
	#319 Thursday 15th 2007f November see and listen (iwonderwhyandwh.mp3) tempo=94 bootymachine version	I wonder why and what Not to say there are no clues on the whereabouts of the diverse protagonists, but I wonder why and what, and maybe even where the last standing officer went after tea.
	#320 Friday 16th 2007f November see and listen (thesvensarecom.mp3) tempo=140 bootymachine version	The Svens are coming They planned this family reunion for a month. Everything was set. The menu was decided as to accomoate all tastes, beverages where the finest that could, even the musical playlist was chosen in order to please everyone. That was without knowing the little detail that would ruin the party. The Svens are coming, and they don't intend to do soft figuration.
	#321 Saturday 17th 2007f November see and listen (ordinarywriter.mp3) tempo=106 bootymachine version	Ordinary writer Joel is one of those ordinary writers that just writes ordinary stuff for ordinary readers. His salary is nothing extraordinary and he drives an ordinary car from his dull home to his boring work. In an ordinary world he is quite fit.
	#322 Sunday 18th 2007f November see and listen (sweetsandlime.mp3) tempo=100 bootymachine version	Sweets and lime Hello grand mommy, I thought you'd like some sweets and lime, so I brought you some. Oh thank you my youngster, she replied, I do love sweets and lime, thank you, thank you very much. Come here and lets take a cup of tea together.
Week #47
	#323 Monday 19th 2007f November see and listen (rupertrainfolg.mp3) tempo=63 bootymachine version	Rupertrainfolg If you concatenate the first name Rupert with the word rain and add folg at the end you get Rupertrainfolg, which doesn't sound half as bad as what it doesn't mean.
	#324 Tuesday 20th 2007f November see and listen (jumparoundandte.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	Jump around and tell her why Entertain your spouse by letting your imagination express itself. For example you could juggle with three chikens and a tomato or jump around and tell her why with a potato in your mouth. These are only two great ways to cheer up the ambiance in your homely life, much better than renting a DVD.
	#325 Wednesday 21st 2007f November see and listen (grumpyoldcat.mp3) tempo=94 bootymachine version	Grumpy old cat The school kids are in the van. They know they shouldn't have brought Sam the grumpy old cat with them for this chocolate factory visit, but the poor old fellow never gets a chance to go out. This will be a first, and he'll love it, guaranteed.
	#326 Thursday 22nd 2007f November see and listen (wangandwilly.mp3) tempo=138 bootymachine version	Wang and willy Hand in hand they went to the town. To buy some wood they did. So holly and cheerful they sang the songs, they where Wang and Willy and they where happy.
	#327 Friday 23rd 2007f November see and listen (petitepain.mp3) tempo=80 bootymachine version	Petite pain Never ever add a e to petit when you try to write petit pain. This is french and pain is of the masculine gender, otherwise it would be petite pain, and this could me misinterpreted. We didn't ask the bread, maybe we should.
	#328 Saturday 24th 2007f November see and listen (awipisnocream.mp3) tempo=116 bootymachine version	A wip is no cream Yeeehaaa the cowboy is going to cook for us tonight. He is the only one who makes deserts right, because a wip is no cream, you need to master its handling to get perfect results. The cowboy has got the training, and we can't wait for the feast.
	#329 Sunday 25th 2007f November see and listen (flowthetears.mp3) tempo=101 bootymachine version	Flow the tears Yo my man, let it go. You feel bad, let flow the tears, I won't tell. Let them go, let them wash away all that's gone, let them renew your soul. Rejuvenate.
Week #48
	#330 Monday 26th 2007f November see and listen (yellowraspberri.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	Yellow raspberries A little too early to take, they are not ripe yet. The yellow raspberries tasted however great. Very refined to the palate, not too sugary.
	#331 Tuesday 27th 2007f November see and listen (bronzetrespass.mp3) tempo=122 bootymachine version	Bronze trespasser First place for Jacky the gold wanderer, second place for the silver random walker, and third the courageous yet brave bronze trespasser who cheered us all with his incrdible technique of the sackbag relapse overthrow.
	#332 Wednesday 28th 2007f November see and listen (thefastcarsand.mp3) tempo=148 bootymachine version	The fast cars and the bus Nothing would have escaped the wave, not even the fast cars and the bus. All but a tricycle did it right, and that was the red little tricycle the small Kenny Mitchell Jr had received for his four years' birthday.
	#333 Thursday 29th 2007f November see and listen (lemursaresailin.mp3) tempo=74 bootymachine version	Lemurs are sailing They don't walk anymore between three and four pm. Now the lemurs are sailing because it is one of these joyful activities our new lifestyle has imposed as a new means of releasing the society's induced pressure.
	#334 Friday 30th 2007f November see and listen (gogodancersand.mp3) tempo=131 bootymachine version	Gogo dancers and shit All I want are gogodancers and shit. All I will is sing and jump around in pain. All they'll ever think is noting at all and sanitize.
	#335 Saturday 1st 2007f December see and listen (erwinzuberlowov.mp3) tempo=83 bootymachine version	Erwinzuberlowovski The inventor of the overlofering vienese vienerschnitzel wurst is a guy named Erwinzuberlowovski but no one cares.
	#336 Sunday 2nd 2007f December see and listen (gumsandteeth.mp3) tempo=102 bootymachine version	Gums and teeth Yes, said the dentist before letting his last breath fade away. His dream had come true, a world full of gums and teeth, with nothing else than beautiful sunsets and nake woman to fascinate him.
Week #49
	#337 Monday 3rd 2007f December see and listen (savantrevoluti.mp3) tempo=134 bootymachine version	Savant revolutions in a day How many savant revolutions in a day can you fit in your drawer? I would not guess more than seventeen, but maybe it would be a bit less. Jeremy at the back of the class had guessed something like twelve, but Deril not more than five. No, really, we weren't savants enough.
	#338 Tuesday 4th 2007f December see and listen (short.mp3) tempo=107 bootymachine version	Short A small pant can also simply be named a short.
	#339 Wednesday 5th 2007f December see and listen (ovoidfrascattid.mp3) tempo=79 bootymachine version	Ovoid frascatti dinner While the other guests slurped on the final deserts, the ovoid frascatti dinner associates where nowhere to be found. For sure something suspicious was taking place.
	#340 Thursday 6th 2007f December see and listen (dontkillthetar.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	Don't kill the tarantulaah Elaborate plans to circumvent the odd animal. Whatever it might be, don't fool the beast, don't kill the tarantulaah. Too late.
	#341 Friday 7th 2007f December see and listen (ripeandraw.mp3) tempo=101 bootymachine version	Ripe and raw All the fruit cargo was in as good a shape as it could be: ripe and raw, fruity and delicious. The oranges, the peaches, the apricots where desireable and one could feel the saliva drip from everyones mouth.
	#342 Saturday 8th 2007f December see and listen (happymarshmall.mp3) tempo=132 bootymachine version	Happy marshmallow Someone forgot him in the bottom of the bag. The fire is out now. The scouts are all asleep and the last marshmallow feels contempt. He is a happy marshmallow indeed. Who wouldn't?
	#343 Sunday 9th 2007f December see and listen (queriedtoletgo.mp3) tempo=89 bootymachine version	Queried to let go He was told he sould be here before noon if he wanted to make it a deal. He was here, but his farm buddy was not and the delay was expected to be over.
Week #50
	#344 Monday 10th 2007f December see and listen (superbricks.mp3) tempo=110 bootymachine version	Superbricks No mortar will be needed for you to build the dreamhouse your spouse had looked upon. These superbricks don't need anything to glue tight together. And they come with a 50 years limited warranty.
	#345 Tuesday 11th 2007f December see and listen (jillandlucyaref.mp3) tempo=84 bootymachine version	Jill and Lucy are friends forever The two little girls had drawn magical properties from the herbal tea they had drank that early summer afternoon at the park. Jill and Lucy are friends forever, and ever, because of that simple event and foul smelling infusion.
	#346 Wednesday 12th 2007f December see and listen (thedevilisasava.mp3) tempo=72 bootymachine version	The devil is a savant lemur Your cow liks grass and the devil is a savant lemur. There are way too many lemurs grinding around here but he is the only one with a large brain in lemurland.
	#347 Thursday 13th 2007f December see and listen (paperbrick.mp3) tempo=119 bootymachine version	Paper brick Scissors, stones and lettuce, combined to paper brick and electrical barb wire make an evening at the Jones an interesting adventure the whole family can enjoy. You can even bring your dog.
	#348 Friday 14th 2007f December see and listen (analphabetsoup.mp3) tempo=66 bootymachine version	Analphabet soup I used to get it sour when I had to compose complete and intelligible sentences from my soup. Now with the new cans of analphabet soup, this nightmare is over, I can concentrate on my food again.
	#349 Saturday 15th 2007f December see and listen (warhottub.mp3) tempo=103 bootymachine version	War hot tub More energy efficient than any other bathroom appliance is the war hot tub. Instant warming up with each grenade or bazooka explosion, and you even get the bubbles. This is a one day offer you may want to consider as you might never find such a bargain again.
	#350 Sunday 16th 2007f December see and listen (wellunderthepip.mp3) tempo=78 bootymachine version	Well under the pipes She feels so low, so down, well under the pipes, below the ground, deep into earth and she just wish she'd be drained for something else as boring and casual day to day hassles.
Week #51
	#351 Monday 17th 2007f December see and listen (cortexandstyle.mp3) tempo=144 bootymachine version	Cortex and style All the boys need are cortex and style. Good looking babes, fantastic cars, money, fancy clothes are just the artefacts and being stupid would be to deny it.
	#352 Tuesday 18th 2007f December see and listen (abortthefrosted.mp3) tempo=64 bootymachine version	Abort the frosted jello punch This was a top secret mission with a stupid name. James knew he was in a bit of a mayhem when he arrived at Lebertovic airport, abort the frosted jello punch was all that could say the blond long-legged stewardess when she saw him, that was all.
	#353 Wednesday 19th 2007f December see and listen (nottooshabby.mp3) tempo=85 bootymachine version	Not too shabby Not too shabby. Pretty sturdy. Greatly improved, well designed cover box for all the fashionista in town. Complicated relation between form and function, nothing is there to invert the stance.
	#354 Thursday 20th 2007f December see and listen (volerianheadse.mp3) tempo=106 bootymachine version	Volerian headsets Stereophonic volerian headsets to get a grasp on all the intricate subtelties of modern sounding hardcore rock combos. Check this out, yo gals and guys.
	#355 Friday 21st 2007f December see and listen (noneofthewellk.mp3) tempo=157 bootymachine version	None of the well known stars Please be seated to your convenience, none of the well known stars will come, so take a rest, feel confortable and take a nap. This will otherwise feel like it lasts forever.
	#356 Saturday 22nd 2007f December see and listen (hurdlesandbiben.mp3) tempo=87 bootymachine version	Hurdles and biben Make her happy and subscribe to hurdles and biben magazine, the magazine for the modern homely man. You deserve it and your home too.
	#357 Sunday 23rd 2007f December see and listen (hopintothewall.mp3) tempo=103 bootymachine version	Hop into the wall The running phelmonous chicks wanted to run and hop into the wall, a wall made of plain fruit pasta with a glimpse of citrus syrup. What a dream, but only it, as the world isn't so sweet as we all know.
Week #52
	#358 Monday 24th 2007f December see and listen (fulgurantsavor.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	Fulgurant savor The lemony fruity taste was a perfect blend with the crunchyness and the juicy pulp of the fruit, this fulgurant savor could only be devoured by someone like her.
	#359 Tuesday 25th 2007f December see and listen (gingerbearbutte.mp3) tempo=73 bootymachine version	Ginger bear butterflies Kelly and John liked to collect old socks. Some of them where still inhabited by our little friends from the savannah, the butter bear butterflies. They are carnivorous, but don't eat men, so there are only a small risk if you fall asleep.
	#360 Wednesday 26th 2007f December see and listen (crocodileinsti.mp3) tempo=173 bootymachine version	Crocodile instincts To let things go out of control, to make things happen in an untimely fashion, to hold on things that don't matter anymore, that's having crocodile instincts and nothing else.
	#361 Thursday 27th 2007f December see and listen (snailsofthecar.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	Snails of the Carribean We must preserve the wonderful fauna of the tropical islands, we must take care of the snails of the Carribean before they are all gone, to let some nature to see for the future generations.
	#362 Friday 28th 2007f December see and listen (leftovers.mp3) tempo=128 bootymachine version	Leftovers Too much at once and leftovers for weeks to come. This is a fact that I wish I could forget. We'll have to eat through it.
	#363 Saturday 29th 2007f December see and listen (nothingbettert.mp3) tempo=127 bootymachine version	Nothing better than an oyster You can love mussels, you can praise foie gras, you can delectate yourself with turkey breasts, but there is nothing better than an oyster for new year's eve. On second thought, maybe the turkey breast.
	#364 Sunday 30th 2007f December see and listen (farmsforthemen.mp3) tempo=111 bootymachine version	Farms for the men They need the activity to move their muscles and lose the power to think. If we want to preserve our social package and priviledges, we need farms for the men, ok, we're men too, but not the same.
Week #53
	#365 Monday 31st 2008f December see and listen (slamthedoorplea.mp3) tempo=96 bootymachine version	Slam the door please Repeat after me: slam the door please. Once more: slam the door please. That was good but you can do better: slam the door please. Ok, fine, this one was good, please slam the door, please.
	#366 Tuesday 1st 2008f January see and listen (leftontheright.mp3) tempo=119 bootymachine version	Left on the right of the central lane Until you beg, the time is so, as you fled. Hold me now, sort of how, I won't blink.
	#367 Wednesday 2nd 2008f January see and listen (heretheycometh.mp3) tempo=106 bootymachine version	Here they come the hopeless milkmen Don't leave inside, believe they ride, the time is now, you hide, hourra. I will go through, and feel the tide, you hit me too.
	#368 Thursday 3rd 2008f January see and listen (centralcalifor.mp3) tempo=134 bootymachine version	Central california but a little north -
	#369 Friday 4th 2008f January see and listen (invitationtogot.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	Invitation to go to the ball -
	#370 Saturday 5th 2008f January see and listen (seeminglylessfr.mp3) tempo=80 bootymachine version	Seemingly less friendly than Max -
	#371 Sunday 6th 2008f January see and listen (rhumisnotsomet.mp3) tempo=123 bootymachine version	Rhum is not something you can drink like that -
Week #54
	#372 Monday 7th 2008f January see and listen (elephantsandcru.mp3) tempo=80 bootymachine version	Elephants and crustacea -
	#373 Tuesday 8th 2008f January see and listen (nastysausagean.mp3) tempo=101 bootymachine version	Nasty sausage and cheese -
	#374 Wednesday 9th 2008f January see and listen (infidelrumpste.mp3) tempo=105 bootymachine version	Infidel rumpsteak -
	#375 Thursday 10th 2008f January see and listen (queensofnutsan.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	Queens of nuts and sweet chocolate ducks -
	#376 Friday 11th 2008f January see and listen (friedcuteandlov.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	Fried, cute, and lovely -
	#377 Saturday 12th 2008f January see and listen (astronomicfiel.mp3) tempo=130 bootymachine version	Astronomic fields and pumas -
	#378 Sunday 13th 2008f January see and listen (windsofthefunk.mp3) tempo=157 bootymachine version	Winds of the funky national railroad -
Week #55
	#379 Monday 14th 2008f January see and listen (swimminginthepa.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	Swimming in the past -
	#380 Tuesday 15th 2008f January see and listen (yellowparkapum.mp3) tempo=107 bootymachine version	Yellow parka pumping pumpkins -
	#381 Wednesday 16th 2008f January see and listen (limitlessfracti.mp3) tempo=82 bootymachine version	Limitless fraction of an anticipated moron -
	#382 Thursday 17th 2008f January see and listen (cupsinarefrige.mp3) tempo=130 bootymachine version	Cups in a refrigerator -
	#383 Friday 18th 2008f January see and listen (olavthefrontie.mp3) tempo=159 bootymachine version	Olav the frontier's man -
	#384 Saturday 19th 2008f January see and listen (weirdcrumbs.mp3) tempo=79 bootymachine version	Weird crumbs -
	#385 Sunday 20th 2008f January see and listen (calmstuffedrac.mp3) tempo=157 bootymachine version	Calm stuffed racoon -
Week #56
	#386 Monday 21st 2008f January see and listen (durtlime.mp3) tempo=75 bootymachine version	Durtlime -
	#387 Tuesday 22nd 2008f January see and listen (intertwinkies.mp3) tempo=92 bootymachine version	Inter twinkies -
	#388 Wednesday 23rd 2008f January see and listen (nutsfromspacea.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	Nuts from space and a far -
	#389 Thursday 24th 2008f January see and listen (hunchback.mp3) tempo=186 bootymachine version	Hunchback -
	#390 Friday 25th 2008f January see and listen (oldtimemordelbe.mp3) tempo=73 bootymachine version	20080125_73_oldtimemordelbe.mp3 20080125_73_oldtimemordelbe.mp3
	#391 Saturday 26th 2008f January see and listen (savagebanana.mp3) tempo=121 bootymachine version	20080126_121_savagebanana.mp3 20080126_121_savagebanana.mp3
	#392 Sunday 27th 2008f January see and listen (horticulturalso.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	20080127_81_horticulturalso.mp3 20080127_81_horticulturalso.mp3
Week #57
	#393 Monday 28th 2008f January see and listen (ravensquare.mp3) tempo=77 bootymachine version	20080128_77_ravensquare.mp3 20080128_77_ravensquare.mp3
	#394 Tuesday 29th 2008f January see and listen (letthembethesi.mp3) tempo=105 bootymachine version	20080129_105_letthembethesi.mp3 20080129_105_letthembethesi.mp3
	#395 Wednesday 30th 2008f January see and listen (squarerootsofe.mp3) tempo=131 bootymachine version	20080130_131_squarerootsofe.mp3 20080130_131_squarerootsofe.mp3
	#396 Thursday 31st 2008f January see and listen (milkonthego.mp3) tempo=87 bootymachine version	20080131_87_milkonthego.mp3 20080131_87_milkonthego.mp3
	#397 Friday 1st 2008f February see and listen (bouncymatic.mp3) tempo=208 bootymachine version	20080201_208_bouncymatic.mp3 20080201_208_bouncymatic.mp3
	#398 Saturday 2nd 2008f February see and listen (absolutqueenso.mp3) tempo=153 bootymachine version	20080202_153_absolutqueenso.mp3 20080202_153_absolutqueenso.mp3
	#399 Sunday 3rd 2008f February see and listen (yesididbalanceb.mp3) tempo=97 bootymachine version	20080203_97_yesididbalanceb.mp3 20080203_97_yesididbalanceb.mp3
Week #58
	#400 Monday 4th 2008f February see and listen (ulteriorfricti.mp3) tempo=122 bootymachine version	20080204_122_ulteriorfricti.mp3 20080204_122_ulteriorfricti.mp3
	#401 Tuesday 5th 2008f February see and listen (wellnessisacomp.mp3) tempo=84 bootymachine version	20080205_84_wellnessisacomp.mp3 20080205_84_wellnessisacomp.mp3
	#402 Wednesday 6th 2008f February see and listen () tempo=gruntsofavikingnig.mp3 bootymachine version	20080206_gruntsofavikingnig.mp3 20080206_gruntsofavikingnig.mp3
	#403 Thursday 7th 2008f February see and listen (mishap.mp3) tempo=72 bootymachine version	20080207_72_mishap.mp3 20080207_72_mishap.mp3
	#404 Friday 8th 2008f February see and listen (drippingbeauty.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	20080208_95_drippingbeauty.mp3 20080208_95_drippingbeauty.mp3
	#405 Saturday 9th 2008f February see and listen (aristocraticdre.mp3) tempo=72 bootymachine version	20080209_72_aristocraticdre.mp3 20080209_72_aristocraticdre.mp3
	#406 Sunday 10th 2008f February see and listen (lunaticwomennak.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	20080210_95_lunaticwomennak.mp3 20080210_95_lunaticwomennak.mp3
Week #59
	#407 Monday 11th 2008f February see and listen (imakeastrangeso.mp3) tempo=72 bootymachine version	20080211_72_imakeastrangeso.mp3 20080211_72_imakeastrangeso.mp3
	#408 Tuesday 12th 2008f February see and listen (pancakesandhap.mp3) tempo=101 bootymachine version	20080212_101_pancakesandhap.mp3 20080212_101_pancakesandhap.mp3
	#409 Wednesday 13th 2008f February see and listen (grossthesaurus.mp3) tempo=125 bootymachine version	20080213_125_grossthesaurus.mp3 20080213_125_grossthesaurus.mp3
	#410 Thursday 14th 2008f February see and listen (hellobongoman.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	20080214_120_hellobongoman.mp3 20080214_120_hellobongoman.mp3
	#411 Friday 15th 2008f February see and listen (readmylipsorwe.mp3) tempo=125 bootymachine version	20080215_125_readmylipsorwe.mp3 20080215_125_readmylipsorwe.mp3
	#412 Saturday 16th 2008f February see and listen (fencingtheeverg.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	20080216_81_fencingtheeverg.mp3 20080216_81_fencingtheeverg.mp3
	#413 Sunday 17th 2008f February see and listen (jobisdonenowgo.mp3) tempo=144 bootymachine version	20080217_144_jobisdonenowgo.mp3 20080217_144_jobisdonenowgo.mp3
Week #60
	#414 Monday 18th 2008f February see and listen (recordedrichres.mp3) tempo=66 bootymachine version	20080218_66_recordedrichres.mp3 20080218_66_recordedrichres.mp3
	#415 Tuesday 19th 2008f February see and listen (woppingpingpon.mp3) tempo=103 bootymachine version	20080219_103_woppingpingpon.mp3 20080219_103_woppingpingpon.mp3
	#416 Wednesday 20th 2008f February see and listen (deletingthegan.mp3) tempo=137 bootymachine version	20080220_137_deletingthegan.mp3 20080220_137_deletingthegan.mp3
	#417 Thursday 21st 2008f February see and listen (freakingwelldre.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	20080221_88_freakingwelldre.mp3 20080221_88_freakingwelldre.mp3
	#418 Friday 22nd 2008f February see and listen (federatingthen.mp3) tempo=130 bootymachine version	20080222_130_federatingthen.mp3 20080222_130_federatingthen.mp3
	#419 Saturday 23rd 2008f February see and listen (leningradfromt.mp3) tempo=106 bootymachine version	20080223_106_leningradfromt.mp3 20080223_106_leningradfromt.mp3
	#420 Sunday 24th 2008f February see and listen (truthonthefirst.mp3) tempo=77 bootymachine version	20080224_77_truthonthefirst.mp3 20080224_77_truthonthefirst.mp3
Week #61
	#421 Monday 25th 2008f February see and listen (zinfandelforthe.mp3) tempo=79 bootymachine version	20080225_79_zinfandelforthe.mp3 20080225_79_zinfandelforthe.mp3
	#422 Tuesday 26th 2008f February see and listen (gregorythehybr.mp3) tempo=109 bootymachine version	20080226_109_gregorythehybr.mp3 20080226_109_gregorythehybr.mp3
	#423 Wednesday 27th 2008f February see and listen (typingmachine.mp3) tempo=79 bootymachine version	20080227_79_typingmachine.mp3 20080227_79_typingmachine.mp3
	#424 Thursday 28th 2008f February see and listen (jokesforfun.mp3) tempo=58 bootymachine version	20080228_58_jokesforfun.mp3 20080228_58_jokesforfun.mp3
	#425 Friday 29th 2008f February see and listen (washyourplateb.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	20080229_120_washyourplateb.mp3 20080229_120_washyourplateb.mp3
	#426 Saturday 1st 2008f March see and listen (sausagefrommar.mp3) tempo=106 bootymachine version	20080301_106_sausagefrommar.mp3 20080301_106_sausagefrommar.mp3
	#427 Sunday 2nd 2008f March see and listen (whereisthecat.mp3) tempo=79 bootymachine version	20080302_79_whereisthecat.mp3 20080302_79_whereisthecat.mp3
Week #62
	#428 Monday 3rd 2008f March see and listen (compositionfor.mp3) tempo=118 bootymachine version	20080303_118_compositionfor.mp3 20080303_118_compositionfor.mp3
	#429 Tuesday 4th 2008f March see and listen (vermouthballsof.mp3) tempo=96 bootymachine version	20080304_96_vermouthballsof.mp3 20080304_96_vermouthballsof.mp3
	#430 Wednesday 5th 2008f March see and listen (yummyitlooksgoo.mp3) tempo=80 bootymachine version	20080305_80_yummyitlooksgoo.mp3 20080305_80_yummyitlooksgoo.mp3
	#431 Thursday 6th 2008f March see and listen (jefferswoan.mp3) tempo=87 bootymachine version	20080306_87_jefferswoan.mp3 20080306_87_jefferswoan.mp3
	#432 Friday 7th 2008f March see and listen (axingthesavann.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	20080307_104_axingthesavann.mp3 20080307_104_axingthesavann.mp3
	#433 Saturday 8th 2008f March see and listen (highanxietyanda.mp3) tempo=87 bootymachine version	20080308_87_highanxietyanda.mp3 20080308_87_highanxietyanda.mp3
	#434 Sunday 9th 2008f March see and listen (foldingthegrea.mp3) tempo=131 bootymachine version	20080309_131_foldingthegrea.mp3 20080309_131_foldingthegrea.mp3
Week #63
	#435 Monday 10th 2008f March see and listen (analphabetandse.mp3) tempo=91 bootymachine version	20080310_91_analphabetandse.mp3 20080310_91_analphabetandse.mp3
	#436 Tuesday 11th 2008f March see and listen (wetflatcarpet.mp3) tempo=85 bootymachine version	20080311_85_wetflatcarpet.mp3 20080311_85_wetflatcarpet.mp3
	#437 Wednesday 12th 2008f March see and listen (weepyoubetterdo.mp3) tempo=68 bootymachine version	20080312_68_weepyoubetterdo.mp3 20080312_68_weepyoubetterdo.mp3
	#438 Thursday 13th 2008f March see and listen (thedarkisland.mp3) tempo=74 bootymachine version	20080313_74_thedarkisland.mp3 20080313_74_thedarkisland.mp3
	#439 Friday 14th 2008f March see and listen (illusionsandha.mp3) tempo=121 bootymachine version	20080314_121_illusionsandha.mp3 20080314_121_illusionsandha.mp3
	#440 Saturday 15th 2008f March see and listen (karmaandfriends.mp3) tempo=93 bootymachine version	20080315_93_karmaandfriends.mp3 20080315_93_karmaandfriends.mp3
	#441 Sunday 16th 2008f March see and listen (allrightyourinc.mp3) tempo=85 bootymachine version	20080316_85_allrightyourinc.mp3 20080316_85_allrightyourinc.mp3
Week #64
	#442 Monday 17th 2008f March see and listen (lionortarantula.mp3) tempo=90 bootymachine version	20080317_90_lionortarantula.mp3 20080317_90_lionortarantula.mp3
	#443 Tuesday 18th 2008f March see and listen (truthtobesoldo.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	20080318_104_truthtobesoldo.mp3 20080318_104_truthtobesoldo.mp3
	#444 Wednesday 19th 2008f March see and listen (questionstomake.mp3) tempo=97 bootymachine version	20080319_97_questionstomake.mp3 20080319_97_questionstomake.mp3
	#445 Thursday 20th 2008f March see and listen (natashasbrownha.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	20080320_86_natashasbrownha.mp3 20080320_86_natashasbrownha.mp3
	#446 Friday 21st 2008f March see and listen (jeronimohumps.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	20080321_86_jeronimohumps.mp3 20080321_86_jeronimohumps.mp3
	#447 Saturday 22nd 2008f March see and listen (whumpattack.mp3) tempo=68 bootymachine version	20080322_68_whumpattack.mp3 20080322_68_whumpattack.mp3
	#448 Sunday 23rd 2008f March see and listen (gnagnagnagruamp.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	20080323_81_gnagnagnagruamp.mp3 20080323_81_gnagnagnagruamp.mp3
Week #65
	#449 Monday 24th 2008f March see and listen (financetogetyo.mp3) tempo=122 bootymachine version	20080324_122_financetogetyo.mp3 20080324_122_financetogetyo.mp3
	#450 Tuesday 25th 2008f March see and listen (elleonestauneno.mp3) tempo=68 bootymachine version	20080325_68_elleonestauneno.mp3 20080325_68_elleonestauneno.mp3
	#451 Wednesday 26th 2008f March see and listen (flocksoffluffy.mp3) tempo=112 bootymachine version	20080326_112_flocksoffluffy.mp3 20080326_112_flocksoffluffy.mp3
	#452 Thursday 27th 2008f March see and listen (nofootforyourhe.mp3) tempo=93 bootymachine version	20080327_93_nofootforyourhe.mp3 20080327_93_nofootforyourhe.mp3
	#453 Friday 28th 2008f March see and listen (lickthenoise.mp3) tempo=111 bootymachine version	20080328_111_lickthenoise.mp3 20080328_111_lickthenoise.mp3
	#454 Saturday 29th 2008f March see and listen (difficultytorei.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	20080329_86_difficultytorei.mp3 20080329_86_difficultytorei.mp3
	#455 Sunday 30th 2008f March see and listen (saltwisconsind.mp3) tempo=111 bootymachine version	20080330_111_saltwisconsind.mp3 20080330_111_saltwisconsind.mp3
Week #66
	#456 Monday 31st 2008f March see and listen (hotcatfromnonad.mp3) tempo=64 bootymachine version	20080331_64_hotcatfromnonad.mp3 20080331_64_hotcatfromnonad.mp3
	#457 Tuesday 1st 2008f April see and listen (eleonorecouldm.mp3) tempo=135 bootymachine version	20080401_135_eleonorecouldm.mp3 20080401_135_eleonorecouldm.mp3
	#458 Wednesday 2nd 2008f April see and listen (gnagnarakamazo.mp3) tempo=103 bootymachine version	20080402_103_gnagnarakamazo.mp3 20080402_103_gnagnarakamazo.mp3
	#459 Thursday 3rd 2008f April see and listen (wasitacompendi.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	20080403_104_wasitacompendi.mp3 20080403_104_wasitacompendi.mp3
	#460 Friday 4th 2008f April see and listen (jimmyblazetheti.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	20080404_88_jimmyblazetheti.mp3 20080404_88_jimmyblazetheti.mp3
	#461 Saturday 5th 2008f April see and listen (glassestotheri.mp3) tempo=129 bootymachine version	20080405_129_glassestotheri.mp3 20080405_129_glassestotheri.mp3
	#462 Sunday 6th 2008f April see and listen (hawksoftheston.mp3) tempo=128 bootymachine version	20080406_128_hawksoftheston.mp3 20080406_128_hawksoftheston.mp3
Week #67
	#463 Monday 7th 2008f April see and listen (fartman.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	20080407_86_fartman.mp3 20080407_86_fartman.mp3
	#464 Tuesday 8th 2008f April see and listen (gradualextinct.mp3) tempo=129 bootymachine version	20080408_129_gradualextinct.mp3 20080408_129_gradualextinct.mp3
	#465 Wednesday 9th 2008f April see and listen (hellocopter.mp3) tempo=69 bootymachine version	20080409_69_hellocopter.mp3 20080409_69_hellocopter.mp3
	#466 Thursday 10th 2008f April see and listen (errataforlouis.mp3) tempo=115 bootymachine version	20080410_115_errataforlouis.mp3 20080410_115_errataforlouis.mp3
	#467 Friday 11th 2008f April see and listen (cheaptricks.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	20080411_81_cheaptricks.mp3 20080411_81_cheaptricks.mp3
	#468 Saturday 12th 2008f April see and listen (hilluncutmilia.mp3) tempo=123 bootymachine version	20080412_123_hilluncutmilia.mp3 20080412_123_hilluncutmilia.mp3
	#469 Sunday 13th 2008f April see and listen (thedingdongisr.mp3) tempo=140 bootymachine version	20080413_140_thedingdongisr.mp3 20080413_140_thedingdongisr.mp3
Week #68
	#470 Monday 14th 2008f April see and listen (legstogoupthend.mp3) tempo=99 bootymachine version	20080414_99_legstogoupthend.mp3 20080414_99_legstogoupthend.mp3
	#471 Tuesday 15th 2008f April see and listen (zulindongrandp.mp3) tempo=133 bootymachine version	20080415_133_zulindongrandp.mp3 20080415_133_zulindongrandp.mp3
	#472 Wednesday 16th 2008f April see and listen (wagesfortwonuts.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	20080416_81_wagesfortwonuts.mp3 20080416_81_wagesfortwonuts.mp3
	#473 Thursday 17th 2008f April see and listen (theretofuswillf.mp3) tempo=80 bootymachine version	20080417_80_theretofuswillf.mp3 20080417_80_theretofuswillf.mp3
	#474 Friday 18th 2008f April see and listen (eleonorcurnico.mp3) tempo=122 bootymachine version	20080418_122_eleonorcurnico.mp3 20080418_122_eleonorcurnico.mp3
	#475 Saturday 19th 2008f April see and listen (aquousvermouthm.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	20080419_95_aquousvermouthm.mp3 20080419_95_aquousvermouthm.mp3
	#476 Sunday 20th 2008f April see and listen (gallliverfores.mp3) tempo=138 bootymachine version	20080420_138_gallliverfores.mp3 20080420_138_gallliverfores.mp3
Week #69
	#477 Monday 21st 2008f April see and listen (trimesterflankp.mp3) tempo=98 bootymachine version	20080421_98_trimesterflankp.mp3 20080421_98_trimesterflankp.mp3
	#478 Tuesday 22nd 2008f April see and listen (nelltherainbowg.mp3) tempo=96 bootymachine version	20080422_96_nelltherainbowg.mp3 20080422_96_nelltherainbowg.mp3
	#479 Wednesday 23rd 2008f April see and listen (rubberbouncer.mp3) tempo=80 bootymachine version	20080423_80_rubberbouncer.mp3 20080423_80_rubberbouncer.mp3
	#480 Thursday 24th 2008f April see and listen (ilovetobeonatig.mp3) tempo=99 bootymachine version	20080424_99_ilovetobeonatig.mp3 20080424_99_ilovetobeonatig.mp3
	#481 Friday 25th 2008f April see and listen (errornumberten.mp3) tempo=141 bootymachine version	20080425_141_errornumberten.mp3 20080425_141_errornumberten.mp3
	#482 Saturday 26th 2008f April see and listen (theswimmingraco.mp3) tempo=98 bootymachine version	20080426_98_theswimmingraco.mp3 20080426_98_theswimmingraco.mp3
	#483 Sunday 27th 2008f April see and listen (yellowducklings.mp3) tempo=87 bootymachine version	20080427_87_yellowducklings.mp3 20080427_87_yellowducklings.mp3
Week #70
	#484 Monday 28th 2008f April see and listen (thealphabetrea.mp3) tempo=123 bootymachine version	20080428_123_thealphabetrea.mp3 20080428_123_thealphabetrea.mp3
	#485 Tuesday 29th 2008f April see and listen (rimsandchromiu.mp3) tempo=102 bootymachine version	20080429_102_rimsandchromiu.mp3 20080429_102_rimsandchromiu.mp3
	#486 Wednesday 30th 2008f April see and listen (nimblemarinewi.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	20080430_120_nimblemarinewi.mp3 20080430_120_nimblemarinewi.mp3
	#487 Thursday 1st 2008f May see and listen (oblivionandbey.mp3) tempo=149 bootymachine version	20080501_149_oblivionandbey.mp3 20080501_149_oblivionandbey.mp3
	#488 Friday 2nd 2008f May see and listen (pridetoliveinaf.mp3) tempo=65 bootymachine version	20080502_65_pridetoliveinaf.mp3 20080502_65_pridetoliveinaf.mp3
	#489 Saturday 3rd 2008f May see and listen (hempandcottontr.mp3) tempo=94 bootymachine version	20080503_94_hempandcottontr.mp3 20080503_94_hempandcottontr.mp3
	#490 Sunday 4th 2008f May see and listen (deafasanailinad.mp3) tempo=99 bootymachine version	20080504_99_deafasanailinad.mp3 20080504_99_deafasanailinad.mp3
Week #71
	#491 Monday 5th 2008f May see and listen (zeltonice.mp3) tempo=100 bootymachine version	20080505_100_zeltonice.mp3 20080505_100_zeltonice.mp3
	#492 Tuesday 6th 2008f May see and listen (ahappycouple.mp3) tempo=69 bootymachine version	20080506_69_ahappycouple.mp3 20080506_69_ahappycouple.mp3
	#493 Wednesday 7th 2008f May see and listen (cornerofmystre.mp3) tempo=132 bootymachine version	20080507_132_cornerofmystre.mp3 20080507_132_cornerofmystre.mp3
	#494 Thursday 8th 2008f May see and listen (tremendousnutc.mp3) tempo=170 bootymachine version	20080508_170_tremendousnutc.mp3 20080508_170_tremendousnutc.mp3
	#495 Friday 9th 2008f May see and listen (jillthestifftur.mp3) tempo=85 bootymachine version	20080509_85_jillthestifftur.mp3 20080509_85_jillthestifftur.mp3
	#496 Saturday 10th 2008f May see and listen (knucklemix.mp3) tempo=100 bootymachine version	20080510_100_knucklemix.mp3 20080510_100_knucklemix.mp3
	#497 Sunday 11th 2008f May see and listen (selftaughtgnocc.mp3) tempo=89 bootymachine version	20080511_89_selftaughtgnocc.mp3 20080511_89_selftaughtgnocc.mp3
Week #72
	#498 Monday 12th 2008f May see and listen (limitsofinfini.mp3) tempo=136 bootymachine version	20080512_136_limitsofinfini.mp3 20080512_136_limitsofinfini.mp3
	#499 Tuesday 13th 2008f May see and listen (quitenotwhatiw.mp3) tempo=108 bootymachine version	20080513_108_quitenotwhatiw.mp3 20080513_108_quitenotwhatiw.mp3
	#500 Wednesday 14th 2008f May see and listen (glueforyourear.mp3) tempo=108 bootymachine version	20080514_108_glueforyourear.mp3 20080514_108_glueforyourear.mp3
	#501 Thursday 15th 2008f May see and listen (frustratedduckb.mp3) tempo=67 bootymachine version	20080515_67_frustratedduckb.mp3 20080515_67_frustratedduckb.mp3
	#502 Friday 16th 2008f May see and listen (oldtimeturntabl.mp3) tempo=89 bootymachine version	20080516_89_oldtimeturntabl.mp3 20080516_89_oldtimeturntabl.mp3
	#503 Saturday 17th 2008f May see and listen (dribblemyglobu.mp3) tempo=138 bootymachine version	20080517_138_dribblemyglobu.mp3 20080517_138_dribblemyglobu.mp3
	#504 Sunday 18th 2008f May see and listen (gregarioussourc.mp3) tempo=99 bootymachine version	20080518_99_gregarioussourc.mp3 20080518_99_gregarioussourc.mp3
Week #73
	#505 Monday 19th 2008f May see and listen (zeroonall.mp3) tempo=164 bootymachine version	20080519_164_zeroonall.mp3 20080519_164_zeroonall.mp3
	#506 Tuesday 20th 2008f May see and listen (errornumbertwe.mp3) tempo=109 bootymachine version	20080520_109_errornumbertwe.mp3 20080520_109_errornumbertwe.mp3
	#507 Wednesday 21st 2008f May see and listen (jupiterforasubs.mp3) tempo=70 bootymachine version	20080521_70_jupiterforasubs.mp3 20080521_70_jupiterforasubs.mp3
	#508 Thursday 22nd 2008f May see and listen (lurkyourwidow.mp3) tempo=111 bootymachine version	20080522_111_lurkyourwidow.mp3 20080522_111_lurkyourwidow.mp3
	#509 Friday 23rd 2008f May see and listen (flishandchlips.mp3) tempo=83 bootymachine version	20080523_83_flishandchlips.mp3 20080523_83_flishandchlips.mp3
	#510 Saturday 24th 2008f May see and listen (bigmotorbike.mp3) tempo=160 bootymachine version	20080524_160_bigmotorbike.mp3 20080524_160_bigmotorbike.mp3
	#511 Sunday 25th 2008f May see and listen (ripenutmegandcr.mp3) tempo=91 bootymachine version	20080525_91_ripenutmegandcr.mp3 20080525_91_ripenutmegandcr.mp3
Week #74
	#512 Monday 26th 2008f May see and listen (lumbarpunctuat.mp3) tempo=124 bootymachine version	20080526_124_lumbarpunctuat.mp3 20080526_124_lumbarpunctuat.mp3
	#513 Tuesday 27th 2008f May see and listen (clawsofmymummy.mp3) tempo=97 bootymachine version	20080527_97_clawsofmymummy.mp3 20080527_97_clawsofmymummy.mp3
	#514 Wednesday 28th 2008f May see and listen (shrubsfromjupit.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	20080528_88_shrubsfromjupit.mp3 20080528_88_shrubsfromjupit.mp3
	#515 Thursday 29th 2008f May see and listen (thecountryoffo.mp3) tempo=135 bootymachine version	20080529_135_thecountryoffo.mp3 20080529_135_thecountryoffo.mp3
	#516 Friday 30th 2008f May see and listen (illbuthappytoju.mp3) tempo=69 bootymachine version	20080530_69_illbuthappytoju.mp3 20080530_69_illbuthappytoju.mp3
	#517 Saturday 31st 2008f May see and listen (rerunofaclassi.mp3) tempo=129 bootymachine version	20080531_129_rerunofaclassi.mp3 20080531_129_rerunofaclassi.mp3
	#518 Sunday 1st 2008f June see and listen (solarhemispheri.mp3) tempo=83 bootymachine version	20080601_83_solarhemispheri.mp3 20080601_83_solarhemispheri.mp3
Week #75
	#519 Monday 2nd 2008f June see and listen (turmoilandfilt.mp3) tempo=144 bootymachine version	20080602_144_turmoilandfilt.mp3 20080602_144_turmoilandfilt.mp3
	#520 Tuesday 3rd 2008f June see and listen (hashandcrisscr.mp3) tempo=105 bootymachine version	20080603_105_hashandcrisscr.mp3 20080603_105_hashandcrisscr.mp3
	#521 Wednesday 4th 2008f June see and listen (obsoletelaundry.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	20080604_88_obsoletelaundry.mp3 20080604_88_obsoletelaundry.mp3
	#522 Thursday 5th 2008f June see and listen (deepeningtheam.mp3) tempo=115 bootymachine version	20080605_115_deepeningtheam.mp3 20080605_115_deepeningtheam.mp3
	#523 Friday 6th 2008f June see and listen (worshipthefried.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	20080606_81_worshipthefried.mp3 20080606_81_worshipthefried.mp3
	#524 Saturday 7th 2008f June see and listen (nicelittleinse.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	20080607_120_nicelittleinse.mp3 20080607_120_nicelittleinse.mp3
	#525 Sunday 8th 2008f June see and listen (asphaltmayonna.mp3) tempo=168 bootymachine version	20080608_168_asphaltmayonna.mp3 20080608_168_asphaltmayonna.mp3
Week #76
	#526 Monday 9th 2008f June see and listen (bartenderwithah.mp3) tempo=84 bootymachine version	20080609_84_bartenderwithah.mp3 20080609_84_bartenderwithah.mp3
	#527 Tuesday 10th 2008f June see and listen (forestfire.mp3) tempo=132 bootymachine version	20080610_132_forestfire.mp3 20080610_132_forestfire.mp3
	#528 Wednesday 11th 2008f June see and listen (halibutpotatofr.mp3) tempo=87 bootymachine version	20080611_87_halibutpotatofr.mp3 20080611_87_halibutpotatofr.mp3
	#529 Thursday 12th 2008f June see and listen (mynameismichae.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	20080612_104_mynameismichae.mp3 20080612_104_mynameismichae.mp3
	#530 Friday 13th 2008f June see and listen (luggagesatrest.mp3) tempo=117 bootymachine version	20080613_117_luggagesatrest.mp3 20080613_117_luggagesatrest.mp3
	#531 Saturday 14th 2008f June see and listen (sedativerebound.mp3) tempo=98 bootymachine version	20080614_98_sedativerebound.mp3 20080614_98_sedativerebound.mp3
	#532 Sunday 15th 2008f June see and listen (oftentrestraine.mp3) tempo=75 bootymachine version	20080615_75_oftentrestraine.mp3 20080615_75_oftentrestraine.mp3
Week #77
	#533 Monday 16th 2008f June see and listen (oldtimesfeelgo.mp3) tempo=124 bootymachine version	20080616_124_oldtimesfeelgo.mp3 20080616_124_oldtimesfeelgo.mp3
	#534 Tuesday 17th 2008f June see and listen (trinityofthesh.mp3) tempo=100 bootymachine version	20080617_100_trinityofthesh.mp3 20080617_100_trinityofthesh.mp3
	#535 Wednesday 18th 2008f June see and listen (sadenessness.mp3) tempo=145 bootymachine version	20080618_145_sadenessness.mp3 20080618_145_sadenessness.mp3
	#536 Thursday 19th 2008f June see and listen (noseofthefinest.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	20080619_81_noseofthefinest.mp3 20080619_81_noseofthefinest.mp3
	#537 Friday 20th 2008f June see and listen (gruesomebunch.mp3) tempo=112 bootymachine version	20080620_112_gruesomebunch.mp3 20080620_112_gruesomebunch.mp3
	#538 Saturday 21st 2008f June see and listen (forcedantimorp.mp3) tempo=111 bootymachine version	20080621_111_forcedantimorp.mp3 20080621_111_forcedantimorp.mp3
	#539 Sunday 22nd 2008f June see and listen (jubilatoryitisf.mp3) tempo=72 bootymachine version	20080622_72_jubilatoryitisf.mp3 20080622_72_jubilatoryitisf.mp3
Week #78
	#540 Monday 23rd 2008f June see and listen (jerrylandmiste.mp3) tempo=105 bootymachine version	20080623_105_jerrylandmiste.mp3 20080623_105_jerrylandmiste.mp3
	#541 Tuesday 24th 2008f June see and listen (clubsforgolfbe.mp3) tempo=127 bootymachine version	20080624_127_clubsforgolfbe.mp3 20080624_127_clubsforgolfbe.mp3
	#542 Wednesday 25th 2008f June see and listen (cleverwassinbad.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	20080625_88_cleverwassinbad.mp3 20080625_88_cleverwassinbad.mp3
	#543 Thursday 26th 2008f June see and listen (craniospillosi.mp3) tempo=102 bootymachine version	20080626_102_craniospillosi.mp3 20080626_102_craniospillosi.mp3
	#544 Friday 27th 2008f June see and listen (ultranight.mp3) tempo=134 bootymachine version	20080627_134_ultranight.mp3 20080627_134_ultranight.mp3
	#545 Saturday 28th 2008f June see and listen (alderstuffedbil.mp3) tempo=94 bootymachine version	20080628_94_alderstuffedbil.mp3 20080628_94_alderstuffedbil.mp3
	#546 Sunday 29th 2008f June see and listen (freakingnightm.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	20080629_120_freakingnightm.mp3 20080629_120_freakingnightm.mp3
Week #79
	#547 Monday 30th 2008f June see and listen (justasmallswims.mp3) tempo=82 bootymachine version	20080630_82_justasmallswims.mp3 20080630_82_justasmallswims.mp3
	#548 Tuesday 1st 2008f July see and listen (defyingthenerd.mp3) tempo=133 bootymachine version	20080701_133_defyingthenerd.mp3 20080701_133_defyingthenerd.mp3
	#549 Wednesday 2nd 2008f July see and listen (grizzlybearsin.mp3) tempo=147 bootymachine version	20080702_147_grizzlybearsin.mp3 20080702_147_grizzlybearsin.mp3
	#550 Thursday 3rd 2008f July see and listen (clevermastermin.mp3) tempo=99 bootymachine version	20080703_99_clevermastermin.mp3 20080703_99_clevermastermin.mp3
	#551 Friday 4th 2008f July see and listen (astromedia.mp3) tempo=96 bootymachine version	20080704_96_astromedia.mp3 20080704_96_astromedia.mp3
	#552 Saturday 5th 2008f July see and listen (makemesmile.mp3) tempo=127 bootymachine version	20080705_127_makemesmile.mp3 20080705_127_makemesmile.mp3
	#553 Sunday 6th 2008f July see and listen (haroldthecheesy.mp3) tempo=79 bootymachine version	20080706_79_haroldthecheesy.mp3 20080706_79_haroldthecheesy.mp3
Week #80
	#554 Monday 7th 2008f July see and listen (zuperitzfinige.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	20080707_120_zuperitzfinige.mp3 20080707_120_zuperitzfinige.mp3
	#555 Tuesday 8th 2008f July see and listen (calamari.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	20080708_95_calamari.mp3 20080708_95_calamari.mp3
	#556 Wednesday 9th 2008f July see and listen (julyinaugusttha.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	20080709_81_julyinaugusttha.mp3 20080709_81_julyinaugusttha.mp3
	#557 Thursday 10th 2008f July see and listen (halfatonofmeat.mp3) tempo=142 bootymachine version	20080710_142_halfatonofmeat.mp3 20080710_142_halfatonofmeat.mp3
	#558 Friday 11th 2008f July see and listen (yeahyeahyeah.mp3) tempo=110 bootymachine version	20080711_110_yeahyeahyeah.mp3 20080711_110_yeahyeahyeah.mp3
	#559 Saturday 12th 2008f July see and listen (gantryefficien.mp3) tempo=124 bootymachine version	20080712_124_gantryefficien.mp3 20080712_124_gantryefficien.mp3
	#560 Sunday 13th 2008f July see and listen (enamelisagreatt.mp3) tempo=64 bootymachine version	20080713_64_enamelisagreatt.mp3 20080713_64_enamelisagreatt.mp3
Week #81
	#561 Monday 14th 2008f July see and listen (lyricsextruded.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	20080714_104_lyricsextruded.mp3 20080714_104_lyricsextruded.mp3
	#562 Tuesday 15th 2008f July see and listen (twowheelsforaf.mp3) tempo=130 bootymachine version	20080715_130_twowheelsforaf.mp3 20080715_130_twowheelsforaf.mp3
	#563 Wednesday 16th 2008f July see and listen (wobblemyhuddlet.mp3) tempo=89 bootymachine version	20080716_89_wobblemyhuddlet.mp3 20080716_89_wobblemyhuddlet.mp3
	#564 Thursday 17th 2008f July see and listen (niagleprotonicd.mp3) tempo=60 bootymachine version	20080717_60_niagleprotonicd.mp3 20080717_60_niagleprotonicd.mp3
	#565 Friday 18th 2008f July see and listen (ricecrispiers.mp3) tempo=115 bootymachine version	20080718_115_ricecrispiers.mp3 20080718_115_ricecrispiers.mp3
	#566 Saturday 19th 2008f July see and listen (therearenogoode.mp3) tempo=70 bootymachine version	20080719_70_therearenogoode.mp3 20080719_70_therearenogoode.mp3
	#567 Sunday 20th 2008f July see and listen (mayhansrethink.mp3) tempo=130 bootymachine version	20080720_130_mayhansrethink.mp3 20080720_130_mayhansrethink.mp3
Week #82
	#568 Monday 21st 2008f July see and listen (shedeservespot.mp3) tempo=137 bootymachine version	20080721_137_shedeservespot.mp3 20080721_137_shedeservespot.mp3
	#569 Tuesday 22nd 2008f July see and listen (juliustheoneth.mp3) tempo=146 bootymachine version	20080722_146_juliustheoneth.mp3 20080722_146_juliustheoneth.mp3
	#570 Wednesday 23rd 2008f July see and listen (thereisnoconso.mp3) tempo=113 bootymachine version	20080723_113_thereisnoconso.mp3 20080723_113_thereisnoconso.mp3
	#571 Thursday 24th 2008f July see and listen (trogloditehemip.mp3) tempo=90 bootymachine version	20080724_90_trogloditehemip.mp3 20080724_90_trogloditehemip.mp3
	#572 Friday 25th 2008f July see and listen (higherthanmiste.mp3) tempo=73 bootymachine version	20080725_73_higherthanmiste.mp3 20080725_73_higherthanmiste.mp3
	#573 Saturday 26th 2008f July see and listen (repeatmesilentl.mp3) tempo=83 bootymachine version	20080726_83_repeatmesilentl.mp3 20080726_83_repeatmesilentl.mp3
	#574 Sunday 27th 2008f July see and listen (trevormacgrego.mp3) tempo=109 bootymachine version	20080727_109_trevormacgrego.mp3 20080727_109_trevormacgrego.mp3
Week #83
	#575 Monday 28th 2008f July see and listen (folkindianpeng.mp3) tempo=112 bootymachine version	20080728_112_folkindianpeng.mp3 20080728_112_folkindianpeng.mp3
	#576 Tuesday 29th 2008f July see and listen (shedances.mp3) tempo=107 bootymachine version	20080729_107_shedances.mp3 20080729_107_shedances.mp3
	#577 Wednesday 30th 2008f July see and listen (crumblenunut.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	20080730_86_crumblenunut.mp3 20080730_86_crumblenunut.mp3
	#578 Thursday 31st 2008f July see and listen (sweatthenuts.mp3) tempo=72 bootymachine version	20080731_72_sweatthenuts.mp3 20080731_72_sweatthenuts.mp3
	#579 Friday 1st 2008f August see and listen (ludicruousstraw.mp3) tempo=85 bootymachine version	20080801_85_ludicruousstraw.mp3 20080801_85_ludicruousstraw.mp3
	#580 Saturday 2nd 2008f August see and listen (odetomusk.mp3) tempo=87 bootymachine version	20080802_87_odetomusk.mp3 20080802_87_odetomusk.mp3
	#581 Sunday 3rd 2008f August see and listen (jillthebluebird.mp3) tempo=83 bootymachine version	20080803_83_jillthebluebird.mp3 20080803_83_jillthebluebird.mp3
Week #84
	#582 Monday 4th 2008f August see and listen (killmoe.mp3) tempo=102 bootymachine version	20080804_102_killmoe.mp3 20080804_102_killmoe.mp3
	#583 Tuesday 5th 2008f August see and listen (saviourofallsou.mp3) tempo=83 bootymachine version	20080805_83_saviourofallsou.mp3 20080805_83_saviourofallsou.mp3
	#584 Wednesday 6th 2008f August see and listen (uingramoutz.mp3) tempo=146 bootymachine version	20080806_146_uingramoutz.mp3 20080806_146_uingramoutz.mp3
	#585 Thursday 7th 2008f August see and listen (tricornvsunico.mp3) tempo=103 bootymachine version	20080807_103_tricornvsunico.mp3 20080807_103_tricornvsunico.mp3
	#586 Friday 8th 2008f August see and listen (thesmartlionan.mp3) tempo=136 bootymachine version	20080808_136_thesmartlionan.mp3 20080808_136_thesmartlionan.mp3
	#587 Saturday 9th 2008f August see and listen (foulsteam.mp3) tempo=82 bootymachine version	20080809_82_foulsteam.mp3 20080809_82_foulsteam.mp3
	#588 Sunday 10th 2008f August see and listen (ornamentaltogo.mp3) tempo=98 bootymachine version	20080810_98_ornamentaltogo.mp3 20080810_98_ornamentaltogo.mp3
Week #85
	#589 Monday 11th 2008f August see and listen (youmakethebest.mp3) tempo=126 bootymachine version	20080811_126_youmakethebest.mp3 20080811_126_youmakethebest.mp3
	#590 Tuesday 12th 2008f August see and listen (alligator.mp3) tempo=83 bootymachine version	20080812_83_alligator.mp3 20080812_83_alligator.mp3
	#591 Wednesday 13th 2008f August see and listen (thesmallestbud.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	20080813_120_thesmallestbud.mp3 20080813_120_thesmallestbud.mp3
	#592 Thursday 14th 2008f August see and listen (kultofgrubbock.mp3) tempo=118 bootymachine version	20080814_118_kultofgrubbock.mp3 20080814_118_kultofgrubbock.mp3
	#593 Friday 15th 2008f August see and listen (westingtontown.mp3) tempo=92 bootymachine version	20080815_92_westingtontown.mp3 20080815_92_westingtontown.mp3
	#594 Saturday 16th 2008f August see and listen (decadenceofthe.mp3) tempo=155 bootymachine version	20080816_155_decadenceofthe.mp3 20080816_155_decadenceofthe.mp3
	#595 Sunday 17th 2008f August see and listen (getmesomesoda.mp3) tempo=93 bootymachine version	20080817_93_getmesomesoda.mp3 20080817_93_getmesomesoda.mp3
Week #86
	#596 Monday 18th 2008f August see and listen (hardtrackstogo.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	20080818_86_hardtrackstogo.mp3 20080818_86_hardtrackstogo.mp3
	#597 Tuesday 19th 2008f August see and listen (awakeningtoair.mp3) tempo=133 bootymachine version	20080819_133_awakeningtoair.mp3 20080819_133_awakeningtoair.mp3
	#598 Wednesday 20th 2008f August see and listen (urticarianurban.mp3) tempo=57 bootymachine version	20080820_57_urticarianurban.mp3 20080820_57_urticarianurban.mp3
	#599 Thursday 21st 2008f August see and listen (hewoulddothing.mp3) tempo=150 bootymachine version	20080821_150_hewoulddothing.mp3 20080821_150_hewoulddothing.mp3
	#600 Friday 22nd 2008f August see and listen (yellingtobefree.mp3) tempo=90 bootymachine version	20080822_90_yellingtobefree.mp3 20080822_90_yellingtobefree.mp3
	#601 Saturday 23rd 2008f August see and listen (illuminatedshel.mp3) tempo=84 bootymachine version	20080823_84_illuminatedshel.mp3 20080823_84_illuminatedshel.mp3
	#602 Sunday 24th 2008f August see and listen (filtaisnonchal.mp3) tempo=122 bootymachine version	20080824_122_filtaisnonchal.mp3 20080824_122_filtaisnonchal.mp3
Week #87
	#603 Monday 25th 2008f August see and listen (zeroinone.mp3) tempo=126 bootymachine version	20080825_126_zeroinone.mp3 20080825_126_zeroinone.mp3
	#604 Tuesday 26th 2008f August see and listen (lucianotheplumb.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	20080826_86_lucianotheplumb.mp3 20080826_86_lucianotheplumb.mp3
	#605 Wednesday 27th 2008f August see and listen (isittimetogofo.mp3) tempo=103 bootymachine version	20080827_103_isittimetogofo.mp3 20080827_103_isittimetogofo.mp3
	#606 Thursday 28th 2008f August see and listen (thetraincrosse.mp3) tempo=103 bootymachine version	20080828_103_thetraincrosse.mp3 20080828_103_thetraincrosse.mp3
	#607 Friday 29th 2008f August see and listen (loringhamhamsa.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	20080829_104_loringhamhamsa.mp3 20080829_104_loringhamhamsa.mp3
	#608 Saturday 30th 2008f August see and listen (mighthaveitoldy.mp3) tempo=89 bootymachine version	20080830_89_mighthaveitoldy.mp3 20080830_89_mighthaveitoldy.mp3
	#609 Sunday 31st 2008f August see and listen (papadapap.mp3) tempo=132 bootymachine version	20080831_132_papadapap.mp3 20080831_132_papadapap.mp3
Week #88
	#610 Monday 1st 2008f September see and listen (leftmanshammer.mp3) tempo=98 bootymachine version	20080901_98_leftmanshammer.mp3 20080901_98_leftmanshammer.mp3
	#611 Tuesday 2nd 2008f September see and listen (recordingmynig.mp3) tempo=128 bootymachine version	20080902_128_recordingmynig.mp3 20080902_128_recordingmynig.mp3
	#612 Wednesday 3rd 2008f September see and listen (sondertracks.mp3) tempo=91 bootymachine version	20080903_91_sondertracks.mp3 20080903_91_sondertracks.mp3
	#613 Thursday 4th 2008f September see and listen (reversemitchel.mp3) tempo=133 bootymachine version	20080904_133_reversemitchel.mp3 20080904_133_reversemitchel.mp3
	#614 Friday 5th 2008f September see and listen (elephantiasisj.mp3) tempo=130 bootymachine version	20080905_130_elephantiasisj.mp3 20080905_130_elephantiasisj.mp3
	#615 Saturday 6th 2008f September see and listen (verticalwasher.mp3) tempo=120 bootymachine version	20080906_120_verticalwasher.mp3 20080906_120_verticalwasher.mp3
	#616 Sunday 7th 2008f September see and listen (errornumbernine.mp3) tempo=99 bootymachine version	20080907_99_errornumbernine.mp3 20080907_99_errornumbernine.mp3
Week #89
	#617 Monday 8th 2008f September see and listen (whywouldyoulike.mp3) tempo=80 bootymachine version	20080908_80_whywouldyoulike.mp3 20080908_80_whywouldyoulike.mp3
	#618 Tuesday 9th 2008f September see and listen (lumbagodorsals.mp3) tempo=104 bootymachine version	20080909_104_lumbagodorsals.mp3 20080909_104_lumbagodorsals.mp3
	#619 Wednesday 10th 2008f September see and listen (iwantthesugarco.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	20080910_88_iwantthesugarco.mp3 20080910_88_iwantthesugarco.mp3
	#620 Thursday 11th 2008f September see and listen (theyveallgotth.mp3) tempo=103 bootymachine version	20080911_103_theyveallgotth.mp3 20080911_103_theyveallgotth.mp3
	#621 Friday 12th 2008f September see and listen (bangyoureggnog.mp3) tempo=124 bootymachine version	20080912_124_bangyoureggnog.mp3 20080912_124_bangyoureggnog.mp3
	#622 Saturday 13th 2008f September see and listen (theplumberyest.mp3) tempo=145 bootymachine version	20080913_145_theplumberyest.mp3 20080913_145_theplumberyest.mp3
	#623 Sunday 14th 2008f September see and listen (nurtureyourblon.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	20080914_81_nurtureyourblon.mp3 20080914_81_nurtureyourblon.mp3
Week #90
	#624 Monday 15th 2008f September see and listen (herthingsgotst.mp3) tempo=139 bootymachine version	20080915_139_herthingsgotst.mp3 20080915_139_herthingsgotst.mp3
	#625 Tuesday 16th 2008f September see and listen (fishsoupwasthe.mp3) tempo=101 bootymachine version	20080916_101_fishsoupwasthe.mp3 20080916_101_fishsoupwasthe.mp3
	#626 Wednesday 17th 2008f September see and listen (rainforestfrogs.mp3) tempo=61 bootymachine version	20080917_61_rainforestfrogs.mp3 20080917_61_rainforestfrogs.mp3
	#627 Thursday 18th 2008f September see and listen (hockeyleaguema.mp3) tempo=136 bootymachine version	20080918_136_hockeyleaguema.mp3 20080918_136_hockeyleaguema.mp3
	#628 Friday 19th 2008f September see and listen (drivenfromobliv.mp3) tempo=83 bootymachine version	20080919_83_drivenfromobliv.mp3 20080919_83_drivenfromobliv.mp3
	#629 Saturday 20th 2008f September see and listen (theraceistight.mp3) tempo=118 bootymachine version	20080920_118_theraceistight.mp3 20080920_118_theraceistight.mp3
	#630 Sunday 21st 2008f September see and listen (jadethenicewai.mp3) tempo=125 bootymachine version	20080921_125_jadethenicewai.mp3 20080921_125_jadethenicewai.mp3
Week #91
	#631 Monday 22nd 2008f September see and listen (cofelnorgforap.mp3) tempo=117 bootymachine version	20080922_117_cofelnorgforap.mp3 20080922_117_cofelnorgforap.mp3
	#632 Tuesday 23rd 2008f September see and listen (helpmeraisethed.mp3) tempo=88 bootymachine version	20080923_88_helpmeraisethed.mp3 20080923_88_helpmeraisethed.mp3
	#633 Wednesday 24th 2008f September see and listen (mackerelhaveth.mp3) tempo=117 bootymachine version	20080924_117_mackerelhaveth.mp3 20080924_117_mackerelhaveth.mp3
	#634 Thursday 25th 2008f September see and listen (callataxi.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	20080925_95_callataxi.mp3 20080925_95_callataxi.mp3
	#635 Friday 26th 2008f September see and listen (inthenameoftru.mp3) tempo=105 bootymachine version	20080926_105_inthenameoftru.mp3 20080926_105_inthenameoftru.mp3
	#636 Saturday 27th 2008f September see and listen (belowtheuntitl.mp3) tempo=125 bootymachine version	20080927_125_belowtheuntitl.mp3 20080927_125_belowtheuntitl.mp3
	#637 Sunday 28th 2008f September see and listen (theknightwhoga.mp3) tempo=130 bootymachine version	20080928_130_theknightwhoga.mp3 20080928_130_theknightwhoga.mp3
Week #92
	#638 Monday 29th 2008f September see and listen (leafsofgonedem.mp3) tempo=100 bootymachine version	20080929_100_leafsofgonedem.mp3 20080929_100_leafsofgonedem.mp3
	#639 Tuesday 30th 2008f September see and listen (thetrailofthel.mp3) tempo=137 bootymachine version	20080930_137_thetrailofthel.mp3 20080930_137_thetrailofthel.mp3
	#640 Wednesday 1st 2008f October see and listen (noodlesoupwithb.mp3) tempo=95 bootymachine version	20081001_95_noodlesoupwithb.mp3 20081001_95_noodlesoupwithb.mp3
	#641 Thursday 2nd 2008f October see and listen (aruntimefinding.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	20081002_81_aruntimefinding.mp3 20081002_81_aruntimefinding.mp3
	#642 Friday 3rd 2008f October see and listen (lecroissantfrom.mp3) tempo=69 bootymachine version	20081003_69_lecroissantfrom.mp3 20081003_69_lecroissantfrom.mp3
	#643 Saturday 4th 2008f October see and listen (cafeliegoismit.mp3) tempo=111 bootymachine version	20081004_111_cafeliegoismit.mp3 20081004_111_cafeliegoismit.mp3
	#644 Sunday 5th 2008f October see and listen (dogcrab.mp3) tempo=114 bootymachine version	20081005_114_dogcrab.mp3 20081005_114_dogcrab.mp3
Week #93
	#645 Monday 6th 2008f October see and listen (captainsandsire.mp3) tempo=76 bootymachine version	20081006_76_captainsandsire.mp3 20081006_76_captainsandsire.mp3
	#646 Tuesday 7th 2008f October see and listen (trombone.mp3) tempo=81 bootymachine version	20081007_81_trombone.mp3 20081007_81_trombone.mp3
	#647 Wednesday 8th 2008f October see and listen (thetrogolmondog.mp3) tempo=77 bootymachine version	20081008_77_thetrogolmondog.mp3 20081008_77_thetrogolmondog.mp3
	#648 Thursday 9th 2008f October see and listen (tractorfame.mp3) tempo=116 bootymachine version	20081009_116_tractorfame.mp3 20081009_116_tractorfame.mp3
	#649 Friday 10th 2008f October see and listen (thelittleelvesa.mp3) tempo=97 bootymachine version	20081010_97_thelittleelvesa.mp3 20081010_97_thelittleelvesa.mp3
	#650 Saturday 11th 2008f October see and listen (lerabbitiscooke.mp3) tempo=87 bootymachine version	20081011_87_lerabbitiscooke.mp3 20081011_87_lerabbitiscooke.mp3
	#651 Sunday 12th 2008f October see and listen (hergreatgrandf.mp3) tempo=119 bootymachine version	20081012_119_hergreatgrandf.mp3 20081012_119_hergreatgrandf.mp3
Week #94
	#652 Monday 13th 2008f October see and listen (olidastatesofth.mp3) tempo=80 bootymachine version	20081013_80_olidastatesofth.mp3 20081013_80_olidastatesofth.mp3
	#653 Tuesday 14th 2008f October see and listen (volteface.mp3) tempo=92 bootymachine version	20081014_92_volteface.mp3 20081014_92_volteface.mp3
	#654 Wednesday 15th 2008f October see and listen (rugousracoon.mp3) tempo=127 bootymachine version	20081015_127_rugousracoon.mp3 20081015_127_rugousracoon.mp3
	#655 Thursday 16th 2008f October see and listen (sausagethunder.mp3) tempo=109 bootymachine version	20081016_109_sausagethunder.mp3 20081016_109_sausagethunder.mp3
	#656 Friday 17th 2008f October see and listen (theface.mp3) tempo=148 bootymachine version	20081017_148_theface.mp3 20081017_148_theface.mp3
	#657 Saturday 18th 2008f October see and listen (twocarstobesur.mp3) tempo=148 bootymachine version	20081018_148_twocarstobesur.mp3 20081018_148_twocarstobesur.mp3
	#658 Sunday 19th 2008f October see and listen (ultragliderfrom.mp3) tempo=86 bootymachine version	20081019_86_ultragliderfrom.mp3 20081019_86_ultragliderfrom.mp3